FINALLY: Power Ranger And Ninja Turtle Mini Dresses
These girls: they have no f***ing clue what Power Rangers are. Voltron either.
Looking for a new Power Ranger or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle mini dress to wear to your next cocktail party? Congratulations, you're probably underage. Underage or -- OR -- a really cool grownup. Me? I'm a really uncool grownup with zero social skills and a heart two sizes too small. That's why my feet are always cold: poor circulation. But enough about what a dreamboat I am, this is for the ladies. Which -- is there anything sexier than a lady dressed up like a ninja turtle? Of course there is, a ninja turtle dressed up like a lady. I'm kinky and I'm never gonna stop!
Hit the jump for a closeup of the pink ranger, the Ninja Turtle ones, and a closeup of the biggest tittied but no-assed Leonardo I've ever seen.
Thanks to Princess Yum Yum, who wears a Ninja Turtle backpack over a Power Rangers dress and is the center of attention wherever she goes. But not because of the dress or backpack (she wears earbuds and sings along at the top of her lungs).
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This is a $70 rhinestone covered Pokeball bra made by Etsy seller Neon Wonderland. I also believe she's the model. Of course I also believe there's an elf that lives under my bed and eats my underwear at night to fuel his magic, so don't take my word for it. Thanks to Juli... / Continue →
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Stop touching Raphael! This is some 3D Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle street art painted in London (although you can tell it's just a mat) to promote the new CG Ninja Turtles show debuting on Nickelodeon this weekend. Will I be watching? Yes. Will I be swinging nunchucks and j... / Continue →
