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Eau de WTF: Frangrance Smells Like New Apple Products

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YOU WILL NEVER BEAT THE NEW CAR SMELL.

Because this is the world we live in, a fragrance was created by custom scent developer Air Aroma to embody the smell of an Apple product unboxing. The scent will diffused into the air at the upcoming De Facto Standard art show in Melbourne, Australia. Thankfully, it's strictly for the exhibit and not a real product or I'd be breaking my laptop over my knee right now. Or, more than likely, bruising my knee with my laptop, then feeling weak and powerless.

A distinctive scent can be observed when unwrapping a newly purchased Apple product from its packaging. Apple fans will certainly recognize this smell. The scent created for Greatest Hits encompasses the smell of the plastic wrap covering the box, printed ink on the cardboard, the smell of paper and plastic components within the box and of course the aluminum laptop which has come straight from the factory where it was assembled in China.

Now I know what you Apple fanboys out there are thinking, "Damn, I NEED that. Apple unboxings give me boners. I NEED to smell like a new iPhone all the time." Thankfully, I've got just the solution for you. GO WORK AT FOXCONN. "But I wouldn't last a day!" *fingers crossed*

Thanks to beebs, who smells like a new bra. *putting panties on head* I'll give you a dollar to let me huff your shirt.

There are Comments.
  • I bet it smells great doesn't it?

  • Devin Wolfe

    so it smells like shit because that is all apple products are  

  • whacko

    I didn't know you could bottle the smell of "smug."

  • BeefSupreme

    nothing beats the smell of Chinese despair. 

  • Jeffrey Wang

    The smell is of stuff like benzene and other volatile organic compounds that come from the manufacturing of the plastics and metals that comprise electronic products.....Smelling like cancer never was so pretentious. 

  • Thomas Williams

    Probably will give you cancer

  • Robert Wallace

    Makes you smell like a freshly opened package of dildo's 

  • Emmitt Morgans

    FINALLY!  I've found the perfect thing to spray on my PC!! (which cost less than half the price of an Apple product with similar specs)

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