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Don't Tell Ahab: All-White Killer Whale Spotted In Wild

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This is Iceberg, an all-white killer whale recently spotted with the rest of his pod off the coast of Russia. How nobody harpooned him to mount and display in their trophy room is beyond me. Jk jk, I cried during Free Willy too. And speaking of freeing willy *going for zipper* "Don't do it, GW -- remember what happened last time." Haha, sometimes I forget I'm not always working from home. *staring down granny* THE SHOW'S OVER, WRINKLES.

Hit the jump for one more shot of Iceberg with his crew.

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Thanks to Julie and Call Me Ishmael, who saw a guy on a whale watching cruise jump overboard and try to perform the kind of tricks you see at Sea World but got brutally mauled and eventually eaten instead.

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There are Comments
  • karasuKumo

    A real shiny Pokemon, quick use Hypnosis!

  • Nevermind Ahab; don't tell Al Sharpton. He'll find a way to make the whale racist.

  • RareAwesomeman

    im selling everything I own and starting a hunting expedition. im looking for crew members as of now

  • Guest

    I would also love to crack a joke about Free Willy or something about Moby Dick. The statement alone is funny already.

  • Rick_McRockock

    First!

    I'd like to thank my lord and savior Jesus through which all firsts are possible. I'd like to thank my fourth grade teacher Ms. Olive Neeland for always encouraging me to pursue my dreams of being first. And lastly I'd like to thank that little sperm who also made it to the egg first thus giving me life. Way to go, little guy.

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