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April 29, 2012 - May 5, 2012 Archives

  • May 4, 2012
    What better way to celebrate Star Wars Day than with two girls having a bubblebath lightsaber battle? The video is some sort of Axe body spray parody, but for some reason features Chewbacca, lightsabers, two girls in white tank tops, water, and bubbles. I'm not complaining, I j... / Continue →
  • What's that? A new trailer for the Amazing Spider-Man? Why, yes, it most certainly is. Via our sibling site I Watch Stuff: Now that the nerd fervor has calmed somewhat over the latest Dark Knight Rises trailer, Sony wants to remind you they, too, have a costumed fellow who is ... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2012
    This is a series of beer labels (links to shop where you can buy shirts/stickers) in the style of currently existing brews (this is Stella Artois here) modified with some of the house/character names from Game of Thrones. I don't know about you, but I'd drink them all. As a ... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2012
    Consider this my requisite Happy Star Wars Day post. So...yeah -- May the fourth be with you. The tenth? The tenth is Camper's Day. ZING! I wanna die so hard right now. Wicked Lasers is now selling $100 lightsaber-y attachments for its line of Spyder 3 lasers (sold separa... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2012
    The ancient Egyptians: they were smart. So smart they were the first race to be able to communicate with aliens and had them come build the pyramids. The mummification thing? That was a little weird. But the smartest people you know are often the most eccentric. *twirls Da... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2012
    Note: Picture of actual event, NOT Pikachu bursting out of some dude's pants. A man in Spain was recently struck in the nuts by a rogue lightning bolt and amazingly lived to tell the tale. Granted he hasn't told too many people, but unless it transformed his peenor into Thor'... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2012
    Dammit girl, get a Band-Aid on that finger! This is Quantum Sensations, an aerosol spray containing 0.075ml of alcohol that, when sprayed into the mouth, makes the user instantly drunk for a couple seconds. Wait -- then why doesn't Binaca breath spray do the same thing? Rega... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2012
    This is a video of some terrifying amusement park ride built in the woods of Russia, shot on some shitty Cold War era camera phone. Now I know you may have seen rides LIKE this one before, but this is the first time I saw one that got this crazy. Just watch the video and skip... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2012
    Rich Dewberry, who, despite his name is allegedly straight, was recently falsely outed on Facebook by a Best Buy employee who was supposed to repair his phone but instead posted a message on Rich's already-signed-in Facebook account. The Geek Squad: maybe not as professional a... / Continue →
  • May 3, 2012
    This is a video of Allie Goertz (previously) and friend singing a song she wrote about The Hobbit. Like I've told you before, I'm tone-deaf so I have no clue if it sounds good. Plus I can't listen to lyrics because the voice in my head always yells over them, so don't blame m... / Continue →
  • May 3, 2012
    This is a very high production value video introducing Red Rex Velvet, a mustachioed supervillain who wants to rid the city of Seattle of Phoenix Jones and the rest of the vigilante superheroes running around spraying people with mace or whatever the hell those basketcases do. ... / Continue →
  • May 3, 2012
    This is a yearbook photo from an unknown school (although they look European, so that narrows it down) from an unknown year (although it looks like sometime in the 90's, so we should be able to Sherlock Holmes our way to their actual identities from here) clearly showing Harry ... / Continue →
  • May 3, 2012
    Note: First video contains the word 'shit' yelled kinda loud because brobro with the camera can't believe his eyes. This is a very short video (followed by a longer one) of Anthony Le showing off his homemade Iron Man Mark VII costume while a Creeper watches silently from behi... / Continue →
  • May 3, 2012
    This is Claude. Claude is a 15-pound Monster Tasmanian Crab recently caught off the shores of (you'll never guess!) Tasmania that was on his way to an industrial-size steamer before being bought by a British Aquarium for £3,000 (~$4,800). Claude's shell is 15-inches across a... / Continue →
  • May 3, 2012
    RUN -- the Hulk got into the Mountain Dew cupcakes again! These are Mountain Dew cupcakes with Mountain Dew icing (links to recipe) made by blogger The Geeky Hostess to help stay awake during AMC's Ultimate Marvel Marathon, a 15-hour Marvel movie marathon culminating with the ... / Continue →
  • May 3, 2012
    Seen here blatantly ignoring a customer to count his Goldfish cracker collection, a PR2 robot programmed to bartend prepares to get the pink slip. Then threaten to kill its manager. See? This is exactly why we shouldn't have robots in the workplace! Based on what I gathered... / Continue →
  • May 3, 2012
    Seen here in the letter jacket he thought he was going to grow into, a teen texts behind the wheel. And now Belgium is requiring some teens taking their driving test to attempt to text in the process to prove just how dangerous it is. Pfft, it's not that dange-- holy shit how... / Continue →
  • May 2, 2012
    This is a small series of wigs made entirely out of LEGO bricks for a high fashion photo shoot by Elroy Klee. Me? I am the lowest fashion. If fashion were graded like tests in school I would have been held back so many times I'd be taller than my bus driver. That said, I am... / Continue →
  • May 2, 2012
    You know, for being 'Romantic Mode' I feel like something's missing... This is a video demonstration (NOT demon-station, which is where you catch the train TO HELL) of Youtube user dereklmy's automated dorm room at the University of California Berkeley. If you only watch the ... / Continue →
  • May 2, 2012
    This is Rick Hamel's 'Mythical Beast', a seven-foot R/C dragon (with a nine-foot wingspan) powered by a turbine engine that even breaths fire. Man, you wanna know the worst thing is about breathing fire while you're flying? The risk of melting your face off. Because one time... / Continue →
  • May 2, 2012
    But I like my pizza square -- just like from the school cafeteria. Because the internet has dried up worse than a dog turd on the sidewalk in August, here are Pizza Plates, a $40 set of four single-slice novelty pizza plates. You know, for the person who seriously has EVERY... / Continue →
  • May 2, 2012
    This is a music video for a track from Cut Copy called 'Take Me Over'. Now I'm not sure if Cut Copy is a popular band or not, because I live under a rock. IN THE BACK OF A BEAR CAVE. Next to an animal carcass. Anyway, in the music video a little girl who's getting bullied b... / Continue →
  • May 2, 2012
    Please tell me you didn't pay for that. As a matter of fact, please tell me you didn't even know you were getting that until you woke up the next morning with a sore arm. I mean, WOW. I've seen better looking X-Men tattoos that were actually birthmarks. Thanks to Marco, who... / Continue →
  • May 2, 2012
    To celebrate getting a certain amount of Facebook fans in a certain amount of time, Wicked Lasers promised laser fanatics they'd attach a laser to a shark. And this is it. A lemon shark with a 50mW green laser attached to its dorsal fin. When reached for comment, King Neptun... / Continue →
  • May 2, 2012
    With Cinco de Mayo right around the corner, what better way to celebrate that making a batch of piñata cookies (links to recipe tutorial) with a pocket of candy on the inside? "I dunno, polishing off a bottle of tequila, then smashing open a real piñata with even MORE tequila ... / Continue →
  • With the viral event completed and Christopher Nolan appeased of his demand for new episodes of Murphy Brown, the final trailer for The Dark Knight Rises has been released. It has a surprisingly serene tone for a film stuffed with explosions and fist fights. It also has a lot m... / Continue →
  • May 1, 2012
    An 11-year old at Upper Allen Township Elementary in Pennsylvania pissed on a stack of 30 school-owned MacBooks, destroying an estimated $36,000 in computers. That...sounds like a pretty impressive stream. Even after six beers and no peeing I'd be lucky to ruin two computers. ... / Continue →
  • May 1, 2012
    Picture unrelated: not the same bike. Henry Wolf went on a four-hour motorcycle ride in September 2010 and claims he's had a constant erection ever since. Gee, maybe you have a thing for motorcycles -- you ever think about that? But now Mr. Wolf has hired a lawyer (read: bo... / Continue →
  • May 1, 2012
    This is a series of lunches from mother Heather Sitarzewski, who makes her son a different (predominately Disney cartoon) character bento box every day (often with unusual food combinations). Me? I ate school lunch. Plus handfuls of gravel on the playground. I'm special! I... / Continue →
  • May 1, 2012
    Picture related: Artist's rendition. Mine. Missiles mean business, especially if you're sitting on top of one pretending it's a penis of mass destruction. And now the U.K. Ministry of Defense has notified some London apartment dwellers that they could be adding missile launc... / Continue →
  • May 1, 2012
    Seen here looking suspiciously like Stephen King, Google employee Paul Carff shows off his homebrew(!) Android beer dispenser. Listen Paul: I don't care what the hell operating system a keg is running as long as the beer's cold and my glass is clean. Kidding, totally fine wit... / Continue →
  • May 1, 2012
    Obiwan Kenobi, 37, was recently arrested after crashing his landspeeder into another vehicle and causing a five car pileup, then fleeing the scene. Plus he was already wanted for petty theft. The dark side: it's a slippery slope. No word if any Sith showed him their lightsab... / Continue →
  • May 1, 2012
    Picture related: worst f***ing nightmare. 45-year-old Marek Olszewski went to visit his dentist ex for a procedure just a couple days after breaking up with her FOR ANOTHER WOMAN and, in a move that proves hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, she put him under and yanked EV... / Continue →
  • May 1, 2012
    This is Arenya in her haindpainted R2-D2 shorts. They started off as plain white shorts, then she painted them, now they're R2-D2 shorts. I dunno, it was like a chemical reaction or something. I'm not sure what kind of powers they give her, but I want an Aquaman bathing suit... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2012
    Damn bro, you trying to kill me with a stare or what? Just kidding, I'm not scared because 1. Batman doesn't kill and 2. it's more than a little hard to take you seriously with that thing on you face. No word what Robin thinks of it, but Alfred had this to say: "Thank God his... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2012
    This is a series of videos by Youtuber 331Erock of him playing metal on top of geeky theme songs. Not gonna lie, I was headbanging pretty hard till I chipped a tooth on my printer. Now one of my front teeth looks like a fang, but not in a cool way like I'm a lizardman or some... / Continue →
  • There have been a lot of Prometheus trailers. Enough that the hysterical screams to "CUT IT OFF" and "GET IT OFF" have now taken on the comforting familiarity of a panicked, screamed lullaby. Still, there is yet another trailer, and for better or worse, this one reveals the mos... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2012
    Boob-dialing: up 2,000% since 2012. This is the Joeybra, a bra with an elastic pocket on the side that's large enough to hold your phone, cash, and credit cards. How you're supposed to access them is beyond me, but I suspect it has something to do with taking your shirt off in... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2012
    Because what good is being filthy rich if you can't spend it building a giant ship that's gonna wind up at the bottom of the Atlantic, Australian mining billionaire Clive Palmer plans on having a modern, luxurious replica of the ship built in China and not my backyard despite m... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2012
    NEEDS MORE RED PEPPER FLAKES. This is a child posing with a werewolf face shaped pizza in what appears to be the stock room of a restaurant. YOU'LL EAT IN THE BACK WITH THE RATS, BOY. I'm not sure what happened to the werewolf's bottom fang, but my guess is got dipped in som... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2012
    This is a machine in Mexico that, in exchange for your dog's buttnuggets, provides free Wi-Fi for the surrounding area. Sure you could just fill the thing with rocks and it wouldn't know the difference because it's just a stupid machine, but that's what stupid machines are fo... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2012
    Because who needs eyebrows when you can paint them on, here's a series of Avenger-inspired eye makeups from makeup lover Jangsara. Me? I don't love makeups. I love breakdowns. *sobbing* I JUST CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE. Hit the jump for a shot of all the characters and some c... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2012
    Because beach themed bathrooms with the little seashell-shaped soaps that you're apparently not supposed to use are so last year, here's a Mario, Donkey Kong and Pac-Man themed one. I would use it, but only if there weren't any pubes on the toilet seat. Because one time I was... / Continue →