Vader on Unicycle Does Star Wars Theme on Bagpipes

UPDATE: Second video added of someone who managed to trap Vader in a parking lot and forced him to perform.
Seen here admiring a Mini Cooper (I thought you sold Volkswagens!), a pasty-legged Darth Vader cruises the streets of Portland on his unicycle performing the Star Wars theme on bagpipes. It's presumable this same guy, but now he wears a costume. Wow, he's really upped his game in the past six months. His song repertoire? Not so much. YOU NEED TO GET SOME FREE BIRD UP IN THOSE PIPES, SON.
Hit the jump for the Dark Side drive-by.
Darth Vader Playing a Bagpipe While Riding on a Unicycle [obviouswinner]
Thanks to Terry, who plays theme songs they way they were intended: with gunfire. RAT-TAT-TAT-TA-TA-TAT-A-TAT RAT-TAT-TAT-TA-TA-TAT RAT-TAT-TAT-TA-TA-TAT A-RAT-TAT-TAT-TAT. Haha, Gilligan's Island -- I love it! And to John, who took the time to send me the second video AND insult my version of the Gilligan's Island theme.
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