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Vader on Unicycle Does Star Wars Theme on Bagpipes

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UPDATE: Second video added of someone who managed to trap Vader in a parking lot and forced him to perform.

Seen here admiring a Mini Cooper (I thought you sold Volkswagens!), a pasty-legged Darth Vader cruises the streets of Portland on his unicycle performing the Star Wars theme on bagpipes. It's presumable this same guy, but now he wears a costume. Wow, he's really upped his game in the past six months. His song repertoire? Not so much. YOU NEED TO GET SOME FREE BIRD UP IN THOSE PIPES, SON.

Hit the jump for the Dark Side drive-by.

Darth Vader Playing a Bagpipe While Riding on a Unicycle [obviouswinner]

Thanks to Terry, who plays theme songs they way they were intended: with gunfire. RAT-TAT-TAT-TA-TA-TAT-A-TAT RAT-TAT-TAT-TA-TA-TAT RAT-TAT-TAT-TA-TA-TAT A-RAT-TAT-TAT-TAT. Haha, Gilligan's Island -- I love it! And to John, who took the time to send me the second video AND insult my version of the Gilligan's Island theme.

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  • BlackAvengeroftheSpanishMain

    Hah, I totally saw this guy roll by the Dollar Scholar last week. Apparently he does a roll down Hawthorne every Sunday. In retrospect, I should have chased after him - I was in full pirate regalia, and this video could have been "Pirate atacks bagpipe playing Vader on a unicycle."

  • MichaelGallant

    There's no part of this I don't like.

  • This is better than the new trilogy.

  • Andrea Clemente Pancotti

    this is something.

  • eljenxo

     Rogue Group, use your harpoons and tow cables. Go for the wheel. It might be our only chance of stopping him.

  • I'm definitely living in the wrong city.

  • I hate my city. It has become a living parody of itself. Fuck Portland. 

  • AWOL768

    Would look better if he put a bird on it.

  • n_a_a_s

    Damn I thought for sure he was going to nail the back of that minivan right before it ended

  • $15762351

    Portland has now officially jumped the shark.

  • boot88

    Amazing.

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