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Puking Hard: Video Camera Attached To A Jump Rope

March 20, 2012 / camera, getting sick, i don't feel so good, man whenever we broke out the big jump rope in gym class and had like eight people going at a time i was always the fatty f***ed it all up :(, no for real it will make you nauseous i wasn't joking, now do some double-dutch or whatever!, puking everywhere, putting cameras where they don't belong, ralph, video, wtf did i just watch?

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This is a vom-inducing video from a camera that's been attached to a jump rope. Although I don't think it's actually a jump rope, I think it's more rigid than that and just rotates around the handles. Also, it's not a straight-cut video -- every time the rope passes under their feet it switches to a different user/location. No lie, it'll make you puke. And I'm not just saying that because you'll keep watching hoping to catch a glimpse up that girl's skirt, but she's wearing tights so you're wasting you're time. Trust me -- I made my intern watch it twice trying to get a screencap. Intern, LOL, of course it was me I'm still dry-heaving.

Hit the jump and try not to puke. If you don't, you might make it as an astronaut yet.

Full Circle, A Short Film Shot From a Jump Rope's Dizzying Perspective [laughingsquid]

Thanks to ash and Lisa, who can jump rope, pogo-stick and hopscotch all at the same time. WOW. You two should join a circus.

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  • SICK AS FUCK! cool video. also for the pausers, did you not notice she was wearing leggings?

  • grimbldoo

    It never even touched the ground.

  • Had no problem watching all one minute..

  • Guest

    That is nuts! Awesome video btw. :D

  • Closet Nerd

    "It's like that movie I saw about a drug trip, when I was on that drug trip!"
    ..... just sayin

  • I saw.
    It was worth it.
    (lies

    I thought they might be knee socks and he was keeping it for himself but its tights like gw said, and then I remembered she isn't a dino.)

  • Evan Mills

    The jump rope  is real,  my guess is that the video was shot with a high fps camera... so when they slowed it down it looked FUCKING AWESOME THAT BITCHEZ GOT PREGNANT AS SOON AS THEY SAW IT MERICA!!!!!!!!! yea, that's how they did it.

  • That's not a real jump rope is it...? "WHO CARES IT'S STILL TRIPPY AS FUCK!"

  • JimmyThr

    Was I the only one pausing the video constantly in futility...no i wasn't

  • Steve Maldonado

    Jumprope upskirts is my new fetish.

  • me to :( ...

  • Vin Moretti

    I am pleased with the black theme. Now don't fuck with it. 

  • Well maybe fuck with it a little...not the theme, but just enough to remove disqus and bring back old comments?
    That and having the tags show before clicking through.

  • Guest

     I suppose in the mean time we might stick with that search box thing in the corner. Look up things like bacon, batman riding a shark, legos, or whatever.

  • TeoJade

    I sent this as a suggestion like two weeks ago...

  • First, also the girl is hawt!

  • Except for that nasty habit she has of turning into random dudes...

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