Own Captain America's Shield, Thor's Hammer, Attractive Red Skull Painting, More Nerdy Stuff from Marvel Auction

Ever wanted a painting of a scornful Red Skull hanging in your bathroom, silently judging your poops? Well, now you can, for just an estimated $200 to $300! The above painting is just one of many extremely nerdy items Marvel has up for auction online and in-person at the upcoming Chicago Comic & Entertainment Expo. Also up for auction:
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Note: This isn't the whole graphic, you have to hit the jump to see the whole thing because it's long like you are and would totally destroy the front page with its raw sexual energy. This is an infographic guesstimating the cost of being Iron Man in the Iron Man 3 movie. Is ... / Continue →
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Brazilian sex toy/blow-up doll manufacturer is auctioning off the virginity of Valentina, the company's first 'real-life' sex doll. Of course I have no idea what 'real-life' is supposed to mean in this case, and I don't think I want to. The auction doesn't end till March 31st... / Continue →
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This is the homemade laser blaster Iron Man gauntlet crafted by laser lover Patrick Priebe. I don't know about you, but I would totally wear that. Probably to school and get suspended. Full metal gauntlet, runs on 1x 18650 plus 2x 14500 Li Ion cells. 2 blue lasers on board, ... / Continue →

