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It Must Be Ladies Night!: HR Giger Alien High Heels

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Well folks, between the other high heels, eyebrow bajazzeling and anti-titty chess match dress code, it looks like today's turned into Ladies Night on Geekologie. And you all know what that means! "$4 flavored vodka shooters till close?!" HA -- sure, provided the flavor is room-temperature plain vodka and I can close in an hour. I'm one of those bartenders who likes to, you know, bend the rules. "You mean get shitcanned on the job and leave early?" I do indeed! This is an HR Giger Alien-inspired high heel designed by Alexander McQueen a couple years ago. Granted I think it looked more like a platinum t-rex skull than an alien head, but that's probably just the last dino post talking. *BRAP!* That? That was the Arby's talking. "What did it say?" RUN.

Alien-Inspired High-Heels [geeksaresexy]

Thanks to carey, who once walked across a fire-pit to prove a point. And that point? She's willing to walk across a fire-pit for $40.

EDIT: HR Giger was misspelled HG Giger. That's what happens when you're surrounded by G's all day.

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There are Comments
  • anyone know the link to purchase these?

  • I'll add two more G's ! Gaga wore these in her Bad Romance video. 

  • Bad ass.

  • Hideous shoes.

  • smaugly

    Gaga!

  • Elliott Morgan

    by the way Alien-Inspired High-Heels [geeksaresexy] link just equates to your own homepage...

  • Elliott Morgan

    These are ages old. (which you had mentioned, and I acknowledge that)
    A black pair was featured in the music video Bad Romance, by Lady Gaga. 

  • Jared Gonzales

    "HG Giger"...really?? Must be from all that white on the homepage. MORE BLACK!

  • read the freaking title "HG Giger"?? and the rest of article "This is an HG Giger Alien inspired high heel designed by Alexander McQueen"

    ...AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A GEEK!?!?!

  • no, no, no, NO!   I dunno who this "HG Giger" is, but HR Giger designed "alien"...
    ...AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A GEEK!?!?!

  • HR Giger dude!

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