"Each of you needs to be willing to die. Anything less...and you're already dead."
Mass Effect 3: it's coming out Tuesday, and I will be playing it. THAT DAY. I don't care if I end up alienating(!) every single one of my crewmates and wind up masturbating in the captain's quarters bathroom before the big battle, I WILL save earth. Oooooooor die trying. Probably die trying a couple times (on insanity). "OMG -- you're gonna take the rest of the week off after the game comes out and leave us high and dry, aren't you?!" That...yeah, that sounds realistic. Pew pew pew, I'm saving earth!
Hit the jump and get your earth-saving space-boner on.
Because so many fanboys got their shit-stained boxers in a ruffle based on the original endings of the game, Bioware has made extended-cuts of the three existing endings to Mass Effect 3, and added a new one. The existing endings now have some more exposition explaining what h... / Continue →
Note: No screencap can do the trailer justice, just watch it.
Borderlands -- hands down one of my favorite first-person shooters. I've been a little skeptical about the sequel still having the same apocalyptic old-western feel to it and not turning into an all-out militaristi... / Continue →
Garrus Vakarian: he's a sniping badass and I dug how he rocked his battle scars for the remainder of the game after his recruitment mission without shame. As a matter of fact, I tried to pursue a relationship with him before realizing I couldn't because I picked a male Shepard... / Continue →