HAAAAAPPY Pi DAY!: A Numerical Apple Pie
Haaaaappy Pi Day! To think, in just three years we'll be celebrating a very SPECIAL Pi Day because it'll be 3.14.15. And then we'll all go buck-wild at 9:26 because it'll be 3.14.15 9:26!! I can hardly wait. Yes, yes I can. I could wait three lifetimes and then not care if I ever actually saw it happen or not because I just cheated death and lived like 250 years. Could you imagine if people actually lived that long? We would look terriiiiiible. I saw an old lady on the bus just a couple days ago that couldn't have been over 80, but man, she looked like the guy who drank from the wrong cup in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
Thanks to eric, Vulcan Neck Cramp (you're doing it wrong) and Suz, who celebrate cake the other 364 days a year. And to EmilyGZL, who went on this whole 'who cares about pi, it's all about tau!' conspiracy theory. "She's right you know." I was afraid of that.