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And It's This Year!: Diablo 3 Finally Gets A Release Date

March 15, 2012 / demons, diablo, getting your demonic hack and slash and spells on and all that, hell, i know people that will actually quit their jobs as soon as this thing comes out, i thought for sure the world would end first, oh happy day, rpg, video games, well it's about time, yayayayayayay!

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500 years in the making, the new Duke Nukem Diablo finally has a release date -- May 15th. BOOM -- demonic boners galore! What? Idle wieners are the devil's playground!

Diablo III Will Be Released May 15 [wired]

Thanks to PapaKaster, Andrew and Sak, who can't wait to get in there and start hacking demons' horns off to wear as magic amulets and shit. F*** YEAH.

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  • vince casey

    3 Days after my birthday.... YES.
     

  • JeffreySpur

    Just in time to fuck up spring term!

  • supra_2nr

    HOLY HELL!! made my day right there... been following this game since diablo 2... waiting for over a year for 3 tome come out!

  • Meh.  Just play the first two again.  Blizzard just likes to recycle and milk fans these days, not innovate. Perhaps if their games didn't take over a decade to make, there would be greater justification to accept iterative versions.

  • Alex Robbins

    Bwahahaha, if you think D3 is going to be anything like the first two, or lacks innovation in the genre, you haven't been paying attention.

  • Amazing! They are so non-mainstream on Blizzard -  the box is not WHITE! Even the background's BLACK. Someone should do something about it, there must be a CHANGE!

  • Give it a rest!

  • NEVER !! We have won the survey and what? The background is still WHITE !!

  • Somebody needs to get laid.

  • Been playing the beta and loving it. This game will take up much of my time.

  • F-K YES!!!! My gawd, finally!!!! 

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