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American Revolution Assassin's Creed III Gets A Trailer

March 5, 2012 / assassin's creed, conspiracy!, count me in, daddy likes, i'll start practicing my hatchet throwing, i'm ready, no more bomb crafting this time k?, sounds good to me, stabbing people in their faces and not even giving a dang, video, video game, waiting is the hardest part, will be platinum-ing

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Mass Effect III comes out TOMORROW and here I am fantasizing about hacking my way through a legion of redcoats with a f***ing hatchet -- WTF is wrong with me? "Everything." HA -- that's what the doctor said too. You know what I told him? I could smell your breath when you were checking my eyes with that magnifying light thing. I think he got the point. "Which was?" Invest in some breath mints. This is the first official Trailer for Assassin's Creed III (dropping October 30th) that's set during the American Revolution. I can't wait. Granted I'll have to, but I'll probably piss and/or shit my pants several times in the interim. What can I say, I'm excitable. "Or was never potty trained." I WAS RAISED BY BEARS. And not the Charmin ones.

Hit the jump and watch the video a couple times and get all excited and mark your calendar and then every day when we see each other in the halls at work we'll both go, "Only X days left, boner boner boner!" and high-five.

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Thanks to Oscar and doug, who agreed if they could travel to any time in history they'd choose the American Revolution because they both really suck at the time machine game.

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There are Comments
  • RareAwesomeman

    well I guess ill get back into the series so I can kill some redcoats (no offense modern British people)

  • Sylvain Gagné

    The French Canadian are very most intelligent that you sucker. You're an idiot, american or canadian, have the same school moron and same education loser!

    French Canadian here

  • we can tell by the ignorance easily that you are indeed french canadian.

  • David Lerer

    do you mean more intelligent than you sucker?

  • Ryan Delay

    And you failed grammar 101...

  • Oscar Rodriguez

    How the hell do you blend in wearing that in colonial America?

  • Mandy86

    Looks a little cheesy compared to the other AC trailers. But if you can ride horses, I'm in. That's the only thing I hated about Revelations.

  • compared to revelations this is a terrible trailer... disappointed. 

  • RoadOfMajor

    I totally agree. In terms of scripting and graphics, this new trailer doesn't compare to the previous 3 trailers... I can't believe I just saw it on TV either.

    Assassin's Creed 2 trailer: A+
    Brotherhood trailer: A+
    Revelations trailer: A+

  • wow this comes out on my birthday SO EXCITED

  • Wow, what a sad blow for the story... instead of fighting secret societies now the lone assassin is fighting for the new age Americans, not even the poor natives... unless he's treated with betrayal in the end and regrets what he fought for, believing in the "freedom" when of course, is unreal in the hands of the leaders thereafter.

  • The game is made by a French Canadian development team, dude...if you seriously think things will be that cut-and-dry GO AMERICA GO, you're an idiot.  Just wait for the game to come out.

  • JimmyThr

     OMG, you already played it, what are you waiting for good man, post a review, now!!!

  • October will be glorious.

  • Asperflux

    Long last the Robots!

  • Not really sure what to think about this.. Positive things so far.

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