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$700,000 Rolls-Royce Phantom Hearse B12: Because All That Money Just Couldn't Keep You Alive

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This is the "at least a half-million Euros" (~$662K) Rolls-Royce Phantom Hearse B12 from Biemme Special Cars. Because why not make your last ride a spectacular one? Me? I want my body strapped to a rocket and shot into a volcano. Ooooooooor pushed down a steep hill in a wheelbarrow.

Set to be officially unveiled at the Tan Expo funeral home show in Bologna, Italy, the car stretches a total of 276-inches (23-feet!) in length, three feet longer than even the extended wheelbase version of the Phantom. Unique to this car is the fact that it remains a 4-door, and even features the now rather inappropriately named "suicide" doors.

I'd argue the suicide doors are actually MORE appropriate, along with the car model itself. The Phantom, get it? Like a ghost! Oh man I am going to haunt the SHIT out of some people when I go. Mostly Geekologie readers. *rattling chains* WoooOOOOOoooooOOOO -- I'm in your computer making your wallpaper a penis.

Hit the jump for a shot of one of the last things you'd ever see if 1. you were rich 2. dead people could still see and 3. you requested an open-casket ride to the cemetery.

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Rolls-Royce Phantom Hearse is World's Most Expensive Final Ride [autoguide]
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Unnecessary: Rolls Royce Phantom Hearse [incrediblethings]

Thanks to bb, who agrees the coolest ride to a funeral is a log-flume, hands down.

There are Comments.
  • there is nothing unique about four door hearses

  • Soylent Green Is People

    Fuck that bullshit. I'll take my final ride in ECTO 1, ftw.

  • n_a_a_s

    :)

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