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Unpaid Overtime: Darth Maul Soda Box Display

February 7, 2012 / character, holy smokes, i don't care if you made a demon face with the soda boxes you're not getting overtime!, i used to really be into soda but now i'm a fruitjuice man, i want the one on top, impressive, mmmm sugar water, now somebody crash their car through it, pop, soda, star wars, tea, this...is not really gonna help sell the soda soda

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This is a Darth Maul soda box display spotted somewhere in Whogivesashit, USA, built to promote the first prequel dropping in 3-D like an unruly turd that cannonballs into the bowl so hard it splashes your ass. No thanks, George! Man, I used to work at a gas station and I never made pictures with the soda boxes. I did chug beers in the walk-in fridge behind the drink coolers though. Your Geekologie Writer, ladies and gentlemen -- a master's degree and fired from a gas station!

A Little Bit On The Dark Side [albotas]

Thanks to lilco, who drinks her drinks the way nature intended: out of a foil pouch. Settle for a bodyshot?

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There are Comments

  • They should get it sooner rather than later before time runs out.

  • Speaking of unpaid overtime, Lego, the company that this blog loves so much, often doesn't pay their employees at the Lego store for time spent building sets. 

  • I'm going to call cheating:  they must have glued empty soda boxes onto the sides to complete his horns...

  • jake conger

    how are the boxes for the horns on the side just floating?

  • The force, duh.

  • Guest

     There's something magical about that root beer.

  • If you squint it looks just like him - all be it a blocky and square.

  • "...albeit blocky and square."

    There, I fixed it! Although it's still quite redundant, though.

  • Thank you Grammar Nazi.

  •  You're welcome, athiestgirl.

  • Aaaaand the Grammar Nazi spells my name wrong!

  • lame

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