Sexy Time!: Valentine's Day Rube Goldberg Machine

This is a video of a Rube Goldberg machine built for Valentine's Day. The couple set it into motion as soon as they come in the door, then proceed to get all hot and heavy while it does its thing. Not gonna lie, I was half worried I was gonna see dude's wiener before it was all over.

Hit the jump and get your romantic date night on. Oooooor cry into a Lean Cuisine alone.

Rube Goldberg device offers the perfect geek Valentine's Day date [dvice]

Thanks to Bear, who allegedly doesn't actually eat rabbits like Squirrel told me.

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