This is a creepy deaky Jabba the Hutt birthday cake made by DeviantARTist KatesKakes for...Henry. I'm not sure how old Henry was turning but my guess is five. "I guess 38!" You suck at guessing. Regardless of how you feel about this Jabba, I think we can all agree it blows that shitty-ass CG version George decided to include in the re-release out of the water. You hear that George? Owned by a f***ing cake!
Jabba the Hutt Birthday Cake [geeksaresexy]
Thanks to Jeremy, who isn't celebrating Valentine's Day because he insists it's a made-up holiday. That or he just got dumped. "Wow -- you're rude." Relax, I actually know him and he really did just get dumped.
I'mma eat your face, Chief!
In other busty news (a wise boob man once told me, "you can never get enough bust"), this is a giant Master Chief cake created by Mike's Amazing Cakes. How the hell they managed to make such a gravity-defying cake is beyond me, but I suspect it inv... / Continue →
This is the Hylian shield cake made by Redditor Riorus' mom for his 18th birthday. Impressive, but do you know what my mom made me for my 18th birthday? Pack all my stuff and get out of the house. I guess she didn't feel like baking.
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This is the Imperial Star Destroyer birthday cake made by Lorenzo Wood (links to Flickr album of the entire build) for his son Alexander. The cake sits atop a custom base Lorenzo made that had light up windows and BONUS thruster flare effects. There's a video of those doing t... / Continue →