Puff Puff Slash: Conceptual Lightsaber Rolling Papers

This are some conceptual lightsaber rolling papers imagined by Geekologie Reader Matt H. I don't know if you can tell by the rendering, but they aren't real. They ARE clever though.
this is...a mock up ive made of star wars themed rolling papers that look like lightsabers. they arent real and its not professional quality but ive seen you post way shittier looking concepts before on this site. no one loves star wars more than stoners.
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA @ "ive seen you post way shittier looking concepts before". You cut straight the bone, Matt! I'd get high to forget about it but I know I'd wind up over-analyzing my life and end up even more depressed. "So...?" So I'll be at the bar if anyone needs me.
Thanks Matt, now go get these made behind George Lucas' back because screw him.
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