Come in handy -- get it? Like your wiener when you're peeing! "I don't touch it when I pee." DON'T TRY TO JUSTIFY NOT WASHING YOUR HANDS.
This is a chart from the Boy Scouts of America that offers a general indication of your dehydration based on the color of your urine. I don't know what the hell is going on at the top of the chart, but I've never pissed peach before. Just remember: if your pee's brown you're in serious trouble. Ooooooooooor can't tell the difference between your penis and b-hole.
Urine Color Chart [buzzfeed]
Thanks to Clark, who claims he didn't learn anything in the Boy Scouts except how to tie knots. Me? I LEARNED HOW TO SURVIVE (my troop accidentally left me on camping trip).
THe e-Urinal is a terribly named conceptual pisser by Royce Zhang that has sensors capable of measuring your body's most important health acronyms like PH/SG/URO/BLO/WBC/PRO/GLI/BIL/KET. Granted I have no clue what any of those are, or if it's even possible to measure them mea... / Continue →
Drive fast and reckless mom, Batman will protect me!
Continuing with yesterday's Batman theme on Geekologie, this is the $150 Batman Carseat from KidsEmbrace. It's a kid's car seat that lets your little tyke ride around IN BATMAN'S LAP. With dual handjob cupholders! When I... / Continue →
These are Daniel Resnic's 'Origami' condom designs. Despite what the name might imply, the condoms are actually latex-free silicon, which is a good thing because no folded paper crane on your pecker is gonna prevent your girlfriend from getting pregnant.
The Origami Male Co... / Continue →