## Math, The Language Of Love: Heart Equation

Want to give that special lady something without actually spending any coconuts? Make her a heart with your graphing calculator! Tell her it's your heart. Tell her in high school you traded it to a wizard that lives in your calculator in exchange for not failing Calculus but you've since repaid your debt to the wizard by hooking him up on a date with a protractor. Tell her now you want her to have your heart. But, WARNING: she's probably gonna cry. Get it? Because you're a f***ing liar and a cheapskate!

Thanks to grizz, who agrees you should still send all your bros the BatEquation today.

• August 2, 2010
I wish I'd been this clever in high school. Unfortunately for my early love life, I was not. If only I had a time machine I could go back in time and pass Leslie Labia a cute note like this instead of the one I did. God, the embarrassment. It read, "Mrs. Martin, I shat my p...
• February 14, 2012
This is a video of a Rube Goldberg machine built for Valentine's Day. The couple set it into motion as soon as they come in the door, then proceed to get all hot and heavy while it does its thing. Not gonna lie, I was half worried I was gonna see dude's wiener before it was a...
• April 18, 2011
Note: Larger version HERE in case you're determined to count how many individual blocks make up each heart (SPOILER: 95. I counted -- twice). Seen here looking suspiciously veinless (VAMPIRES!) two lovas show off their matching Tetris tattoos as a sign of...something. Love ...
• DO YOU LIKE FINGER? @HABTA

• U ARE SEXY STUPID ETHIOPIAN ATASEDBEN !

• RDarker

All I see is "Squirt squirt (on her) abs" Sounds like love to me.

• This equation approximates the heart shape better, imo: (x2+y2−1)3−x2y3=0(By the way, you have to be using an implicit grapher)

• Matthew Bracewell

I entered this into my TI-83 and I got the top half of the circle over a half-assed batman symbol

• Lidia Andreu

Mine didnt work either...

• daiya

I tried this and I got the two halves of the heart but they weren't joined. I think I entered it wrong...or maybe it's just my app.