Man Robs Banks By Threatening Detonation Of Nuke
A man in the Washington, DC area has successfully robbed four banks after slipping tellers a note that says he'll detonate a nuclear weapon if they don't hand over the cash. I dunno, if I were the teller I think I would have at least asked to see it first. No word if the tellers that gave him money will have it taken out of their paychecks.
The Maryland-based thief has robbed four banks since December, the most recent occurring Monday. In all four incidents the suspect enters the branch, hands a teller a note demanding cash otherwise he will detonate a "nuclear weapon," and then flees on foot. He made it out of Monday's heist with an undisclosed amount of money.
Call me crazy normal, but if somebody tried robbing me with an alleged nuclear weapon I'd be a little hesitant to give them anything. Wait -- so you don't have a gun? What about a knife? No -- just the nuke? Cool. Now give me your wallet or I'll stab you.
Anybody with information about the robber are encouraged to call the po-po at 301-772-4905, Crime Solvers at 1-866-411-8477, or beat the shit out of him yourself.
This Guy Robs Banks by Threatening Nuclear Annihilation [gizmodo]
Thanks to Lance, who agrees crime doesn't pay. Yeah? Well hard work and dedication don't always pan out either.
-
Ronald Page is a man. A man who discovered a casino ATM that allowed him to continually overdraw his account towards chips until he'd managed to rack up over $1.5-million. So what did he do? What any other f***ing idiot would -- lost it all in a gambling binge. Convicted ... / Continue →
-
This is video surveillance footage of Gumby trying to rob a 7-11 convenience store in San Diego, California. Unfortunately for him, the clerk didn't take him seriously. And how could you? "Robbery, LOLOL! But seriously where's Pokey -- did you tie him to the pay-phone?" Sa... / Continue →
-
THERE -- IN THE BACK BY THE iPADS! Some spaz, dressed as a ninja and driving a stolen Honda Accord, crashed the vehicle into the plate-glass front of an Apple store in Greensboro, North Carolina with the intent of burglary. Buuuuuuuut then got scared and ran away without steal... / Continue →
