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Man Drops Firecracker Down Manhole, Ignites Trapped Gas, Almost Loses Head In Front Of Children

February 7, 2012 / boom!, doing it wrong, fire in the hole!, fire in your hole!, good god, holy shishi, learning lessons, let's smoke em out!, surprise!, that...probably wasn't as good an idea as it seemed, the more you know, video, why, woopsie doopsie, wow, wtf were you thinking?, you know how long it takes eyebrows to grow back?

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Some kids learn by reading. Some kids learn by listening. And some kids learn by watching their idiot father drop a firecracker down a manhole and almost lose his head when it ignites all the trapped gas down there and sends the cover flying. But what did they learn -- that's the real question here. You -- you in the back with the hat. "Don't play with fireworks?" WRONG -- fireworks are one of the best toys ever invented. What about you -- kid picking his nose in the Voltron shirt. "Ninja turtle boobie-traps?" WE HAVE A WINNER! Now, come get yourself a gold star but don't touch anything else on my desk with those booger fingers or I will call your parents and told them you ate the class gerbil.

Hit the jump for faces are way overrated anyways.

Everything Went As Expected of the Day [thedailywh.at]

Thanks to Christian, who agrees dude definitely forgot to do the secret knock first.

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  • Guest

    The kids were wise to back up before the blast.

  • thats gonna hurt in the morning..

  • Hey guys, search for the same video on YouTube but add TURTLE POWER to your search. You'll get something awesome.

  • manhole: FUS-RO-DAH!

  • The "-Bring out your dead.." dude at  0:14 came in... but there was nothing to take..

  • eljenxo

    Whens the manhole cover coming back down??

  • It did. On a building somewhere else. That was one of the most idiotic things you could do. Nice lesson to the kids too. /sarcasm

  • LOL

  • cbutters

    Somebody call the mythbusters.... whats that? they already did this one? oh.... what was that guy thinking then?

  • James Haswell

    Folks. Watch: his jacket is not blown off, or inside out. It is blown APART. the outside lining it literally ripped off the rest of the jacket. It's a minor miracle that he and his kids aren't dead.

  • Cam

    Weird, looks like there was some gas escaping from the left manhole just a second or two into the video. If there was that much gas, under enough pressure to spew some from the other manhole, you would think that it would have been shooting out of the one he dropped the firecracker down.

  • hush404

    Guess he forgot to watch mythbusters :P

  • Counting down till someone adds the "WTB Bomb" audio to this one.

  • grimbldoo

    hopefully no.

  • wutadyk

    Four masked turtles and a Giant Rat found dead at the scene, man declared hero.

  • ...and because its china theres cameras everywhere.

  • The kid closest to the hole almost gets sucked in by the suction created after the blast.

  • Dy7lan (the seven is silent)

    BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • roark1

    That Guy detonated a Fart Bomb

  • roark1

    That was a huge Fart Bomb

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