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Man Attemps Armed Robbery Of Pub, Leaves Empty Handed After Zero F***s Are Given

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Seen here pointing a gun at the bartender while nobody gives a shit, some failure at life attempts to rob a pubin Rotterdam, The Netherlands. Unfortunately for brobro, he left empty handed after everyone ignored him and he got the sads and left. At one point a guy even walks in front of him to grab a seat at the bar. Wow, wearing a ski mask and waving a gun around and you STILL can't command any attention? That's sad. As soon as I walk into a room all eyes are on ME. What can I say, I know how to make an entrance. "With fireworks?" Illegal ones.

Hit the jump for a video news report of the shit, sometimes you gotta pistol-whip somebody to let 'em know you mean business!

BAMFs of the Day [thedailywh.at]

Thanks to Shawn, who once stole a bartender's heart with nothing more than a drink order. OMG -- you're the the guy from those Dos Equis commercials!

There are Comments.
  • phillip reyes

    Although this story is interesting, geekologie actually made it funnier in the headline. But if the reporter would have used "zero fucks" I would have been lmao!

  • petitemorte

    yes!!!!!!

  • And on this day, the amount of fucks not given became unfathomable to the human mind.

  • Don't get between a man and his booze in the Netherlands!

  • Guest

     Or anywhere really.

  • Pure awesome.

  • Girgear

    Look at how scrawny that robber looks like. He'll never be taken seriously.

  • attemps? are you drunk? or sober for once?

  • Use your outside voice Shy Ronnie

  • Taryn Conner

    H..he-hey guys... H-hand over the mm-money.

    Or..uhm..

    Or someone will.. get, uh.. hurt.

  • berend spruijt

    netherlands!!

  • Obi_Juan

    This is Great

  • Rick_McRockock

    Firsts

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