Wanna look like a warrior dwarf? You already do. Jk jk, that was mean of me. I only said that because you're short and have a neck beard. But for those of you who weren't ladled out of the shallow end of the gene pool come these crocheted beard helmets from Etsy seller LegendaryCrafts. Each one will set you back between $75-$125 and is best accessorized with a battle axe or war hammer. "What about a lightsaber?" A lightsaber will do in a pinch. *gluing yarn to face* Prepare for battle! "Jesus bro -- you look like Raggedy Ann." Yeah? Well you look like a friendly-fire casualty. NOW, LEGOLAS!
Hit the jump for a couple closeups and a link to their Etsy product page.
LegendaryCraft's Etsy Page
Crocheted Viking and Dwarf Beard Helmets Keep You Warm, Won't Protect Your Head from a Warhammer [technabob]
Thanks to tony, who tried growing a real beard once but never got past that awkward, skeezy looking phase.
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OMG SOMEBODY GET THAT ROBOT A BEER BEFORE HE KILLS US ALL.
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