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House-Sized Optimus Prime Snow Sculpture

February 10, 2012 / festival, gaaaaah you know i hate it when his head is all out of proportion!, i say knock it down and try again, japan, maybe if i just add a little yellow color over here..., needs some work, oh man i love festivals, optimus prime, redo!, snow, that doesn't look anything like him, tries to spell geekologie -- runs out of pee after gee*, winter, wtf am i looking at?

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This is a massive Optimus Prime snow sculpture on display at the Asahikawa Winter Festival in Hokkaido, Japan. It's left me with so many unanswered questions. Why Optimus Prime and not Gundam? Why doesn't he look anything like the cartoon OR movie versions? Are you sure that's not just a storefront painted white? Why's he have two nipples on one side and none on the other? Do robots breastfeed their babies like humans? Does motor oil come out? If a train departs 220km away traveling at 30km/hour and making a 10 minutes stop every 40km do I have time to get drunk AND sober up before I have to pick my friends up from the train station? What if I just say f*** it and pretend like I thought they were coming next weekend?


Optimus Prime Snow Sculpture of the Day [geeks.thedailywh.at]

Thanks to Mark, who once made a giant snow penis but thankfully never put a magic hat on it. THANK GOD.

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There are Comments

  • This is all types of greatness! 

  • first of all GW .. i love you .. xD i dont care if it makes me gay ! woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo AND second off all thats  snow thingy is turning me on :/

  • wait ... maybe GW is a girl ? :O no that'd be too wild xD

  • it doesnt look like the cartoon or movie because its actually a replica of japans secret robot fighting unit

  • rikster81

    and why is the cab of the truck like his penis? or does he have a back door and can come through there?

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