For The Ladies: Anatomically Correct Muscle Leggings

Inb4 break a leg, getting a leg up, vagina muscles look terrifying, my girl dog lifts her leg to pee on trees like a guy dog, etc, etc.
Black Milk, best known for being entirely unsafe to drink, is back at the crazy leggings/bathing suit game, this time with a pair of leggings that make it look like your muscles are showing. And speaking of muscles showing *flexing* WELCOME TO THE GUN SHOW. "Not impressed." Did I say gun show? Because I meant gem & mineral show. CHISELED GRANITE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. "Pfft, more like talc." What if I told you I have a kidney stone?
Hit the jump for more angles, as well as bonus bone leggings, Tetris ones, and a Mario Watchmen bathing suit.








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Show Some Leg: Anatomical Muscle Leggings [incrediblethings]
Thanks to beebs, who tried to convince me she was wearing naked-lady leggings until I realized she was for real IN THE BUFF. Best day ever.
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