Naga Chilli Vodka is vodka infused with naga chillis. Naga chillis are hot as shit. The finished product rates a solid 100,000 units on the Scovilles scale (a measure of capsaicin content). For some references everyone can appreciate, Sriracha sauce is only 2,200 SHU's, and Taco Bell Fire sauce a pathetic 500. Pfft -- and you have the nerve to call it fire! For shame, Taco Bell (but I'm still coming for lunch). No idea what the hell the purpose of hot-as-hell vodka is, but who knows, maybe it's good in a Bloody Mary. The only thing I KNOW FOR A FACT it would be good in is an unsuspecting friend's mouth. Same for boogers!
Hit the jump for some news reporters f***ing their mouths up with the stuff. No fair -- drinking on air is like my dream job!
I know the screencap looks fake as shit, but that's only because it was shot on some Cold War era Russian video camera -- the flying DeLorean is actually real. Basically some clever Ruskies made an R/C quadrocopter and added a foam DeLorean body and some light effects and PRES... / Continue →
Inb4 what's next, wearing panties for pants? Because I hope so.
This is the Protection Sock, a pair of extra-durable socks that prevent cuts, etc. and are meant to be worn instead of shoes because, you know, shoes are reaaaaally f***ing complicated. *eying knotted laces* I w... / Continue →
DO IT SISSY!
Seen here about to do his best Human Torch, a man prepares to demonstrate the incredible insulating properties of the magical foamy goop he's developed, using a 7,000-degree flame. Then, after his hand amazingly doesn't melt off, he eats some of the stuff. So I ... / Continue →