You know what your life's been missing? "Meaning." Guess again. "Direction?" Both very true, but I was looking for something a little less depressing. "A Batman Mr. Potato Head?" DINGDINGDINGDING! You f***ing NEED one of these guys. Available for $18 preorder, the Dark Tuber is expected to arrive in June, just in time to...I dunno -- fight childhood obesity? Hide weapons in his ass? Man, I've had to hide weapons in my ass before. Drugs too. I was somebody's bitch. I have to laugh about it now because if I didn't OH GOD HERE COME THE TEARS.
Dark Knight Mr. Potato Head of the Day [geeks.thedailywh.at]
Thanks to tamara and Mark, who're convinced Mr. Potato Head sets a bad role model for children because he's chubby. Interesting, but I don't remember anybody wanting to be Mr. Potato Head when they grew up.
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Ever wondered what the little make-believe drivers in your Hot Wheels cars see when you race them through a loopty-loop or jump a trashcan filled with burning printer paper? Well now you can thanks to Mattel's Hot Wheels Video Racers, a series of Hot Wheels cars (not Barbies) ... / Continue →
I hate seeing little fat kids running around. Actually, I take that back, little fat kids running around is good. LITTLE FAT KIDS GETTING PUSHED AROUND IN STROLLERS IS BAD. Real bad. STOP LETTING THOSE LIL OOMPA LOOMPAS DRINK SO MUCH POP! Thankfully, in effort to curb chil... / Continue →