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Every Bart Simpson Chalkboard Quote To Date

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To celebrate The Simpson's 500th episode, somebody went and compiled every Bart chalkboard quote from the show's opening. These are them. Well, these are part of them -- you'll have to hit the jump to see them because including the whole graphic on the front page would've made it like a mile long. "Like my wiener." Absolutely nothing like your wiener.

Hit the jump for the there are some serious gems in there.

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Bart Simpson's Chalkboard Quotes [cabletv]
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Every Bart Simpson Chalkboard Quote Ever [buzzfeed]

Thanks to Jacquelin, who got to be the chalkboard eraser cleaner in middle school for a week and said it was the best week of her life.

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There are Comments
  • "I did NOT see the teacher applying for welfare." I shamefully laughed out loud at that one.

  • Can January Please be Bart History Month

  • Rick_McRockock

    "South Park-  We'd stand beside you if we weren't so scared" hilarious

  • Guest

    Too bad it's not 499; I would of loved to see 271 more witty quotes. I loved the candy-cane one.

  • brijazz012

    Was gonna ask "why only 288" until I saw the post-it note on the image: the show often re-uses quotes.

  • spongebob is not a contraceptive. I missed that one.

  • $18922249

    I kind of thought that there would be more... I WANT MOAR!

  • n_a_a_s

    It's too bad each saying isn't written as many times it was shown when each episode started, I'd still be scrolling

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