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Does George Lucas Suck?

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Yes -- HARD.

Read the whole "George claims Han NEVER shot first" article over at IWatchstuff.

There are Comments.
  • RareAwesomeman

    I really just dont care, I love star wars and I love Han Solo, but hes a badass either way so I just cant find a reason to get angry

  • AmstraD

    Awesome shoe cock !

  • Sebastien Michael Mansfield

    *Aham* this am no good.

  • drzombiemd

    I love how you all go see a movie and then get to tell the man who made the movie how to do it. its his movie he can do what ever he wishis all sabers are pink no one dies what ever he likes. Why don't you get a life and get out you moms basment make a movie so i can tell you how bad it is. 

  • Kellic

    That isn't the point.  The man made the move over 35 years ago and he is still dicking with it.  A good artist knows when to stop touching up their artwork.  Key word:  GOOD.  Lucas is many a thing, he's not a good directory, nor a good writer.  As shown by the existence of Episode 1.  Go watch the 7 part review on Youtube.  Its kind of a cornball review, but it makes DAMN good points.  Lucas had decades to write episode  1.  How is it the end result sucked butt so much?

  • drzombiemd

    I love how you all go see a movie and then get to tell the man who made the movie how to do it. its his movie he can do what ever he wishis all sabers are pink no one dies what ever he likes. Why don't you get a life and get out you moms basment make a movie so i can tell you how bad it is. 

  • drzombiemd

    I love how you all go see a movie and then get to tell the man who made the movie how to do it. its his movie he can do what ever he wishis all sabers are pink no one dies what ever he likes. Why don't you get a life and get out you moms basment make a movie so i can tell you how bad it is. 

  • Christopher B

    He sucks big bantha dick. I refuse to play SWTOR online with my friends because his name is all over that shit.

  • This_Update_Sucks

    It's LucasArts the brand. Not actually the man. So it's ok. Just like it's ok to wear Nike Jordan's even if you (somehow) aren't a MJ fan.

  • Han never DID shoot first! Watch the freakin movie. He's got balls the size of mountains and was like, "Oh, did you just shoot?" Then killed the motherf*cker.

  • John Lauer

    Well I guess we know who didn't watch the video....

  • Christopher B

    How old are you, Nigel? When you saw Star Wars for the first time, what did you think of the scene with Jabba in it?

  •  Oh, I get it.  Jabba wasn't in the original version.

  •  Technically he was; but it was just a big fat guy rather than a big fat slug.

  • Kellic

    NO HE WASN'T.  That big fat guy (Declan Mulholland BTW) NEVER made it into the original movie.  (I have 6 fraking copies of A New Hope including the initial VHS release from the 1980's that says so.)  

    That was a scene that was dropped from the theatrical release and all VHS releases until the 1990's when Lucas released the special edition.  God damn it.  Lucas is an idiot. THIS dicking around has caused this specific confusion.

  • John Lauer

    I'm just glad I have the first releases of IV - VI on VHS so my son can watch them as they were before the slaughter...if not for them I think I would have shit canned my VCR 10 years ago.

  • I'm letting go of my hate...it's obvious George Lucas is a troll.  The greatest troll that ever lived, even.  He knows Han shot first. There's no argument about it.  Right now he's sitting in his Darth Vader pajamas with some hot cocoa laughing his head off about how angry he can make his former fans with a couple of well chosen words. 
    Don't fall for Troll Lucas' antics.  Just go to sleep knowing Han Shot First.  End of Story.

  •  I was intending to post something about how Star Wars has grown beyond Lucas and for that fact, he doesn't "own" SW anymore; but your post.........your post is epic.  I Tebow to you.

  • Adam Brunner

    I haven't even read the article, but just from the title of your post my answer is, Yes. He is like a child who built a city than demolished it for fun and built a kid-themed mall overtop of it.

  • eljenxo

    Nice analogy!

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