This is a video of a Russian driving on his way to work at the local vodka distillery outside Saint Petersburg (everybody in Russia works at a vodka distillery in my mind) when a power station explodes. Did I mention he's listening to John Lennon's "Imagine" while it all goes down? I did -- IN THE TITLE. You know what I would've done if I was driving to work and saw a giant explosion in front of me? TURNED AROUND AND DRIVEN TILL I HIT AN OCEAN. Then started swimming. Then f***ed a shark.
Hit the jump for the yeaaaaaaah, I'm just gonna call in sick today. You mean drunk? The Russian flu.
YOU HEARD ME: the tippy-top.
This is a video of a couple Russian kids climbing to the top of some tall-as-hell bridge in the vodka capital of the world. I'm pretty sure they have parachutes (or at least backpacks) though, so they're not as crazy as they COULD be. There a lot... / Continue →
This is a video documenting the location and country responsible for all 2,053 known nuclear explosions between 1945-1998. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? If you answered, "Jesus, how are we all not dead?" you are! You know the Ruskies were experimenting with blowing up ... / Continue →
Note: Video is after the jump to protect the arachnophobic from having heart attacks and/or soiling their office chairs.
Afraid of spiders? You should watch this video. It's basically some kind of ungodly spider orgy on a tree. Which, fun fact: is an actual ingredient is s... / Continue →