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February 26, 2012 - March 3, 2012 Archives

  • March 2, 2012
    "Each of you needs to be willing to die. Anything less...and you're already dead." Mass Effect 3: it's coming out Tuesday, and I will be playing it. THAT DAY. I don't care if I end up alienating(!) every single one of my crewmates and wind up masturbating in the captain's q... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2012
    Hey, you know what would be cool about the new Spider Man reboot? If some nail polish manufacturer released a line of colors that were not-at-all Spider Man related except for the iffy names. OPI to the rescue! "The perfect pink for sticky situations" and "Just Spotted The L... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2012
    This is 'Seeing in Circles', a video made by Oscar Lhermitte by attaching a digital camera to an electric drill /buffer and spinning the shit out of it. I'm not sure if this confirms that art is in fact dead, but it definitely made me feel pretty pukey. Also: the cereal I had... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2012
    Because it's Friday and I have things to do this afternoon that don't involve being stuck in this office listening to my officemate brag about how laid he's gonna get this weekend despite the fact he and I both know he stands zero chance and is gonna wind up playing Star Wars: ... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2012
    This is a dude's full back tattoo of a Worgen from World of Warcraft. It's pretty much a direct reproduction of Blizzard's official art of the species HERE, but with some ever-so-slight variations. Mainly the skull at the bottom. Oh, and dude's buttcrack. Which, despite the... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2012
    This is a video of Optimus Prime narrating a NASA commercial entitled 'We Are The Explorers'. It chronicles humankind's achievements in space travel and is more than a little ironic considering OPTIMUS ISN'T ONE OF US. Also, why do the robots want us going to space so bad unl... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2012
    This is the SpeechJammer, a device that, when pointed at a person talking, will make them STFU up by playing whatever they're saying back to them loudly and at a few hundred millisecond delay, which apparently your brain can't handle. *drooling on myself* HERPA DERP? The Spe... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2012
    Did you read the title? Because that's what this is. They say a picture's worth a thousand words, but man, I think I really f***in' nailed it with that title. With over 4,000 individual pictures, Kyle Roberts and crew wanted to recreate the nostalgic 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninj... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2012
    Sprinkles, an upscale Cupcake bakery, is opening a 24-hour ATM at their Beverly Hills location (WHICH I WILL VISIT AND REVIEW) that will serve cupcakes, cupcake mixes, dog cupcakes (cupcakes for dogs not made WITH dogs), ice cream and apparel 24-hours a day. Need a red velvet ... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2012
    This is a video of a conceptualized iPad 3 from Aatma Studios. It has cool features like an edge-to-edge screen, magnetic sensors with near field communications (for attaching more than one unit together so they can interact) and a 3D holographic display for multiplayer games.... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2012
    Etsy seller extramoneyformommy (fine, but I am gonna expect a raise in my allowance) sells sets of homemade Star Wars crayons (presumably by using these ice molds). Granted with the right mixture of wax and some molds you could make your own, but how many times have you said y... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2012
    This is a video of identical twins Camille and Kennerly both cosplaying as Zelda and playing a duet of Skyward Sword's 'Ballad of the Goddess' on harps. It's pretty to listen to. The kind of music I wish were playing every morning as I wake up. But nooooooooo, instead it's m... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2012
    Seen here trying to swallow a dildo, the t-rex allegedly had the strongest bite of any species in the history of earth. Me? I had the strongest underbite until I got braces. "HAHA -- brace face!" That was a long time ago, I don't have them anymore. "Then what's that?" IT'... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2012
    This is a video of a bunch of brobros drifting their trikes/Big Wheels down steep hills in New Zealand. Sometimes with traffic coming. Plus the dude in the front doesn't even wear shoes or a helmet, so you know he doesn't give two dicks about living. A hard-ass we call guys ... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2012
    This is an actual photograph taken by Hector Siliezar at the Mayan ruins of Chichen Itza. As you can see, the Mayan's communication lasers have already begun sending signals to the mothership to destroy earth. Well -- it's been real, folks. Reaaaally disappointing. Of the... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2012
    This is a video of a group of AUTONOMOUS quadrocopters from University of Pennsylvania's GRASP Lab playing the iconic James Bond theme. It takes them a while to get going, but by the end, oh boy -- by the end it still sucks pretty hard. Flying robot quadrotors perform the Jam... / Continue →
  • February 29, 2012
    This is the conceptual AIRE mask. The idea is that you just strap it to your face and charge your iPhone simply by breathing. The Hannibal Lector look is just an added bonus! No word if breathing heavy like a f***ing creeper makes it charge any faster. The AIRE mask is a co... / Continue →
  • Michael Bay is sure going to have a big CGI write-off on his tax return this year. After charitably donating numerous chain-like chrome things, vaguely robotic dins, and destroyed skyscrapers to Battleship, it seems he may have saved his largest philanthropical gift yet for The... / Continue →
  • February 29, 2012
    This is a series of photographs by German artist Martin Klimas of a bunch of porcelain fighting figures the moment of impact after being dropped (the sound of the crash sets off the camera). It makes it look like the little figures are really kicking each other's asses. But t... / Continue →
  • February 29, 2012
    Nightmare Busters, a Super Nintendo game under development in 1995 but eventually scrapped, will apparently see the light of day after all. The Geekologie troll I have locked up in my castle dungeon? Not a chance. MWAHAHA -- MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *lightning crashes* "That was ... / Continue →
  • February 29, 2012
    Takara Tomy's Gurefuru Chuchu juicer makes juice in any citrus fruit by churning the guts inside into a drinkable slurry. Mmmm, fresh orange brains. "That's a tomato, dummy." Making fun of the colorblind -- REAL F***ING COOL BRO. Just take the Gurefuru Chuchu, use the "leaf... / Continue →
  • February 29, 2012
    A man in the Washington, DC area has successfully robbed four banks after slipping tellers a note that says he'll detonate a nuclear weapon if they don't hand over the cash. I dunno, if I were the teller I think I would have at least asked to see it first. No word if the tell... / Continue →
  • February 29, 2012
    Hey ladies -- want to make my roommate cry for $10? it look like your garters are tearing the flesh from your legs? Pfft, who doesn't? ME. I don't wear stockings, I wear tights. That way I can get away without wearing underwear. But enough about my sexy-f***in' ass -- intr... / Continue →
  • February 29, 2012
    Want to see if your peepers are good enough to fly for Planet Express? Well you're in luck, thanks to this Planet Express Pilot's Eye Chart in the alien language from Futurama by designer/Geekologie Reader David Johns. If Leela can do it, I'm sure you can too. No, no I'm not... / Continue →
  • February 28, 2012
    I'm not really sure how it's been upgraded since the last time we saw it (new paintjob?), but this is a video for the Navy/BAE System's latest incarnation of their railgun. Man, I love how the launch screen in the control room looks like something straight out of Windows 95 wi... / Continue →
  • February 28, 2012
    Note: NSFW version of the nude tire mascot doing her thing HERE. Also, inb4 'Do you see what happens, Larry?!' Seen here pissed a Volvo driver opted for Goodyears instead of Michelin, a woman baring a striking resemblance to the Michelin man prepares to teach their windshie... / Continue →
  • February 28, 2012
    You may have already seen it, but because the internet is a barren f***ing wasteland today, here's a video of a bunch of the cartoon face memes popularized by 4chan imagined in real life. The guys who made it did a pretty good job. The guy assembling the tacos at Taco Bell to... / Continue →
  • February 28, 2012
    Naga Chilli Vodka is vodka infused with naga chillis. Naga chillis are hot as shit. The finished product rates a solid 100,000 units on the Scovilles scale (a measure of capsaicin content). For some references everyone can appreciate, Sriracha sauce is only 2,200 SHU's, and ... / Continue →
  • February 28, 2012
    This is Griffon's Leaf-Nose bat of Vietnam. Now, I know what you're thinking. "That its nose looks like a vagina?" WHAT -- NO! I don't know what nudie magazines you're buying but they are the WRONG ONES. *shivers* Great, now you made me lose me train of thought. *chugga ... / Continue →
  • February 28, 2012
    Have I ever told you when I was watching the 1987 live action He-Man movie in the theater the film got caught in the projector and melted? That's a true story, I remember it vividly. This is a lady cosplaying as He-Man's arch-nemesis Skeletor at Megacon 2012. She isn't actua... / Continue →
  • February 28, 2012
    This is of the guys from Chaotic Moon Labs (pfft -- your chaotic moon has nothing on the one in Majora's Mask!) demonstrating their mind-controlled skateboard. Basically you put on the neurosensor headset, stand on the board, then think of a distant point. The board will go f... / Continue →
  • February 28, 2012
    A plastic surgeon in Washington DC has started performing a procedure dubbed the "Facetime Facelift" because people don't like the way their double chins look when using the iPhone's Facetime chat. Jesus, THEN JUST CALL OR TEXT. "Patients come in with their iPhones and show m... / Continue →
  • February 27, 2012
    Want a cheap car that runs on compressed air? Well you're in luck, India's Tata Motors (makers of the world's least expensive car) has announced the MINI Cat will be shipping in August for around $8,200. Unfortunately, you may have to move to India to drive one, because I dou... / Continue →
  • February 27, 2012
    Have one of those annoying little shits who won't eat their pancakes unless they're in the shape of Star Wars spaceships? Send them to school with no breakfast. Oooooor break down and buy this $10 set of Star Wars molds from Williams-Sonoma and prepare to be WALKED ALL OVER. ... / Continue →
  • February 27, 2012
    Planned Parenthood in western Washington state have been handing out condoms with special QR codes on the wrapper. Users are encouraged to scan the code with their smartphone prior to/after having sex (AND WASHING YOUR HANDS), and the general location of your safe sex will be ... / Continue →
  • February 27, 2012
    This is a series of Disney princesses reimagined as Pokemon trainers by DeviantARTist Hapuriainen. Now I know what you're thinking, "Jesus, GW -- enough with the Disney princesses and Pokemon already -- you're gonna make me gay." I could totally get you to kiss me aside, I CA... / Continue →
  • February 27, 2012
    Because "bang in space" is at the top of everyone's bucket list, Playboy has decided to start the conceptualization process for an "out of this world" version of their Playboy Bunny Club. Its design will be outlined in the March issue of Playboy, but nobody is going to read it... / Continue →
  • February 27, 2012
    This are some conceptual lightsaber rolling papers imagined by Geekologie Reader Matt H. I don't know if you can tell by the rendering, but they aren't real. They ARE clever though. this is...a mock up ive made of star wars themed rolling papers that look like lightsabers. t... / Continue →
  • February 27, 2012
    Chandra Bahadur Dangi has officially been crowned the NEW world's shortest man (and is even smaller than the shortest woman), at a scant 54.6-cm (21.5") tall. Just kidding, they didn't give him a crown -- it was a thimble! Just kidding, he only got some lame-ass certificate. ... / Continue →
  • February 27, 2012
    Captain America, best known for being the illegitimate lovechild of Captain Planet and Lady Liberty, likes to get around on a motorcycle. And now you can look just like him riding your bicycle with this replica suit from UD Replicas (who brought us the Batman, Star Wars and Ir... / Continue →