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Yow Yow!: Sexy Vader Posing Sans Armor

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Because the internet is full of perverts, here's a picture of the Vade by DeviantARTist Ornia posing in his little egg thingy meditation chamber sans armor. He...is surprisingly good looking. Those burns actually healed pretty nicely. Still, he's not the whole package. Remember what his head looks like under there? "A sad turnip?" Exaaaaaaactly. Plus I heard his penis looks like a hotdog that fell through the grill of a BBQ.

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Sexy Vader [g4tv]

Thanks to Nick, who heard from a certain Gungan that George Lucas is into Bothans. Was it Jar Jar? Please tell me you punched him in the face for me.

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There are Comments
  • Even Darth Vader does p90x.

  • that thing is disproportionate and shitty looking. 

  • sexy to who?

  • Wow...I didn't know he bench-pressed core reactors in the movie. Though I'd definitely pay to have "Sith Lord" printed in my underwear.  And yeah, I'd definitely bet money that his penis would look like...a roasted hot dog.

  • gay.

  • THIS...IS...VADER!

  • I think I can see his lightsaber.

  • taran420

    Spammer got first? WTF?

  • Monochromatyczny Wojownik

    Anorexic would look more evil

  • Hah! This is pretty hilarious. [Rampaged]

  • Yowwee! The scars are really doing it for me! 

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