You're Out Of Your Mind: $1,500 Business Cards

Black Astrum is a London based company that'll make you $1,500 apiece business cards inlaid with diamonds and gold. Except not really because you have to be INVITED to have the cards made. OH WHAT, MY MONEY ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!
Sufian Khawaja, Black Astrum's concept director says, "We've had several enquiries from American celebrities and international businessmen, however our cards are offered by invitation only, reflecting our desire to serve only the most premier individuals". The cards were originally created as a one-off project for a wealthy Middle Eastern family.
Since its exclusively customized to a client's specifications, the cost of making varies. However, the company states that the average selling price per card is about the £1000 ($1,500), and it is sold in sets of 25, 50 and 100 cards.
Yeaaaaaaah, if you're the kind of person that can drop $150,000 on 100 business cards, do you really NEED business cards? Because if I had that kind of money I'd greet everyone I met with an uppercut. F*** you, I'm rich!
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World's most expensive business card is diamond studded and costs $1500 a pop [luxurylaunches]
Thanks to Erin, who agrees if there's one person who deserves $1,500 business cards, it's me. I know, right? Maybe the mailman put my invitation in the wrong apartment box.
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