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You Ever Been So Mad You Kicked Down A Tree?

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Your fruit killed my family!

This is a video of a guy kicking down a banana tree. "I could do an oak." Ha, just because your mom used to tell you that you could do anything you put your mind to? WELL SHE LIED. There's actually very little you can do, and even less you can do well. Sorry, I'm projecting my feelings. Oh man, I used to know a guy who whenever he had a bad day, would take an axe out into the woods and chop down a tree. Then feel bad about it the next day and plant like four more and make a donation to the Arbor Day Foundation. Me, I'm talking about me.

Hit the jump for the shin-splitting action.

Dude Beats Down a Tree with a Few Solid BUAKAW Kicks [obviouswinner]

Thanks to Terry, who's never kicked down a tree but did yell at a houseplant and hurt its feelings pretty bad.

There are Comments.
  • Hamish Fox

    This is the least impressive thing I've ever seen. I once /accidentally/ broke a banana plant.

  • Zeke is such a gay name.

  • What did the little pseudostem part of the banana herbaceous do to you?!

  • It's only the 1st round. The plant is bound to make a come back by the 3rd.

  • Soylent Green Is People

    FUCK YOU, NATURE!!! FUUUUUCK YOOOU!!!!

  • Bubbles

    Muay Thai

  • I have found a new use for the banna tree/plant in my house (yes I said IN my house)- punching bag!

  • Girgear

    Excellent! Now Let's try the coconut tree!

  •  EYEYEEE EYEYEEE EYEYEEE EYEYEEE EYEYEEE EYEYEEE EYEYEEE EYEYEEE EYEYEEE EYEYEEE EYEYEEE EYEYEEE EYEYEEE EYEYEEE EYEYEEE EYEYEEE

  • This_Update_Sucks

    Clearly he took Monty Python's "How to defend yourself from fresh fruit" class.

  • That's one shrubbery which will never Eff with that man again.

  • Geigh

    I guess there wasn't much more for him to do after Ong Bak 3...

  • The tree's already down!!  Leave it alone!!  Leave it alone!!!

  • Take that, tree huggers!!

  • Technically, banana plants aren't trees--they're herbaceous. What he's destroying is the pseudostem. The main banana plant is actually underground.

  • I was disappointed that it was a banana plant and not actually a tree.

  • i think everyone is capable of killing a plant hah

  • Indie Annajones

    I saw the title of the post, saw it was a banana plant and rushed here to say this, since you said it before me will you go out with me?

  • J Doe

    And that's a perfect example of what one might call "a desperate creep on the internet". Come now kids, let's go outside; the internet is a horrible place.

  • keith

    technically, you're a girl, so I should be interested in listening to you, but you bore the crap out of me so unless you have a huge rack, no one will care about your banana underground tree thing.  BOOBS!

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