Use The Clippers, Luke: Rebel Alliance Shaved Dog
Sorry for the lack of posting, folks -- this week is already turning into a giant shitfest. So please, bear with me. "GRAWR!" Haha, that was great -- now pretend you're swiping at a beehive!
Geekologie Reader Joe's friend Leah is a dog groomer and decided to shave the Rebel Alliance logo into her dog. This is it. No word what kind of dog that is, but my guess is an unhappy one. Kidding! You KNOW all the other dogs in the neighborhood are jealous. They'd probably pass up on a treat just to smell its ass!
Thanks to Joe, who agrees it would take a lightsaber to groom you and I. Get it? Because we're still playing bear!