Stephen Hawking: "I Think About Women The Most"
Seen here catching some rays, Stephen Hawking stated in a recent interview he thinks about women more than anything else and considers them "a complete mystery". Except the girls in the picture. A couple cocktails in those two and they are OPEN PHYSICS BOOKS.
The biggest mystery in the universe perplexing one of the world's best known scientists is -- women.
When New Scientist magazine asked "Brief History of Time" author Stephen Hawking what he thinks about most, the Cambridge University professor renowned for unravelling some of the most complex questions in modern physics answered: "Women. They are a complete mystery."
Damn Stephen, maybe I should apply for that graduate assistantship after all. Sounds like we could teach each other a lot. You teach me about outer space, and I'll teach you about the ladies. "GW, what the hell do you even know about ladies?" I know they don't go to the bathroom! "That's not true, everybody poops." You shut up -- their bathrooms don't even have toilets! Right? RIGHT?! "Ladyturds bro." I think I need to lie down.
Women are a mystery to British physicist Hawking [yahoonews]
Thanks to daniel, who's selling a 4 DVD guide to understanding women for only 3 easy payments of $39.95. OMG, please tell me rush delivery is available!
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