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Stephen Hawking: "I Think About Women The Most"

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Seen here catching some rays, Stephen Hawking stated in a recent interview he thinks about women more than anything else and considers them "a complete mystery". Except the girls in the picture. A couple cocktails in those two and they are OPEN PHYSICS BOOKS.

The biggest mystery in the universe perplexing one of the world's best known scientists is -- women.


When New Scientist magazine asked "Brief History of Time" author Stephen Hawking what he thinks about most, the Cambridge University professor renowned for unravelling some of the most complex questions in modern physics answered: "Women. They are a complete mystery."

Damn Stephen, maybe I should apply for that graduate assistantship after all. Sounds like we could teach each other a lot. You teach me about outer space, and I'll teach you about the ladies. "GW, what the hell do you even know about ladies?" I know they don't go to the bathroom! "That's not true, everybody poops." You shut up -- their bathrooms don't even have toilets! Right? RIGHT?! "Ladyturds bro." I think I need to lie down.

Women are a mystery to British physicist Hawking [yahoonews]

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  • eliansito

    Girls, let him enjoy once!!! he deserves it.

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    Women can't even figure out themselves.

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    Proof that he is a true genius and a true nerd...

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    Not even the smartest men on the planet can figure out women.

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  • The poster for the movie "Weekend at Stephens". Wacky hi-jinx to follow....

  • My wishes are with Stephen Hawking's Penis, I truly hope he was able to feel something that those naughty college coeds did to him.
     

  • Women are very complicated creatures.. i been trying to figure out mine for what seems to be 19 years. But no luck, thats why this post hits something within me.

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