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Man Allegedly Finds Mouse In Mountain Dew, Pepsi Says Impossible, The Dew Would've Dissolved Him

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A man in Illinois is suing Pepsi after claiming he found a dead mouse in a can of Mountain Dew. The man sent the mouse's remains to the company, who now claim it's impossible the mouse was in the can, because its remains were too intact. Hold on to your Mountain Dew loving man-tits for this one!

...Pepsi's lawyers also found experts to testify, based on the state of the remains sent to them that, "the mouse would have dissolved in the soda had it been in the can from the time of its bottling until the day the plaintiff drank it," according to the Record...It would have become a "jelly-like substance," according to Pepsi...

*spitting Dew* FUFUFUFUUUUUUUUU. You know what this means, don't you? "You're only gonna drink store-brand citrus soda?" Mountain Breeze FTW!

Pepsi Says Mountain Dew Can Dissolve Mouse Carcasses [yahoonews]

Thanks to Lana, who once ran out of gas on a roadtrip and used a two-liter of Dr. Pepper to get her to to the nearest station.

There are Comments.
  • agatha

    Okay.. So we need to take an death mouse, disolve it in Mountain dew, and then send it to the company!

  • JimmyThr

    1.-win lawsuit
    2.-alienate other customers
    3.-?
    4.-PROFIT?

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  • Christina over at WWJTD is actually trying an experiment with Mountain Dew and mice to see if Pepsi are right! You should follow her experiment HERE 
    http://freethoughtblogs.com/ww...

    (but not if you don't like looking at lots of dead baby mice)

  • Snaggletooth

    I totally believe Dew would eat a rat right the fuck up. I had a temp job once cleaning up a Pepsi spill in a warehouse. My shoes fell apart in 3 days. The glue just stopped holding them together.

  • *sips mountain dew* I don't see the problem here. Except that guy is an idiot because he should have said it was a cockroach since they are indestructable.

  • Tony Nguyen

    makes me want a mountain dew

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  • Charles Whelan

    Its not like soda is made of embalming fluid... 

    People drink water every day, and water is a solvent.  A mouse would decay in water, so why would it be shocking that it would also decay in mountain dew.    

  • Adonos

    In another news story, turns out that soda is JUST LIKE ELBALMING FLUID, preserving creatures forever. People are equally as grossed out.

  • Shaun9lives

    Exactly.  Plus, Mountain Dew, like most sodas (and juices), is acidic, so that would only increase the rate at which the mouse would dissolve.  Nothing unusual here.  

  • You'll grow a mouse tree in your stomach!

  • Guest

    It'll tickle your innards!

  • shit cray

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