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Learning By Looking: Where All The Trees Are In The United States

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Note: Larger version HERE in case you want to print it out to try to get into Poison Ivy's pants or something. Be careful though -- I heard she has a killer bush.

SPOILER: Not in the middle! Proving beyond the shadow of a doubt that the midwest is, in fact, America's butthole and been wiped clean by store-brand TP.

Where the Trees Are [nasa]
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Where The Trees Are In The USA [buzzfeed]

Thanks to Adam, who tried to tell me they're all in his bong.

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There are Comments
  • Doesn't include Alaska or Hawaii.  Fail.

  • Doesn't include Alaska or Hawaii.  Fail.

  • bmorris09

    The lines perhaps may be tectonic plate fault lines. not sure but my best educated guess.

  • reclusivemoose

    The midwest is mostly prairies and grassland and has never been densely forested.

  • Kenlin Bros

    What are the lines?

  • Yay Connecticut!

  • NoveltyFishHead

    Captain Planet won't approve this...he would want to see the entire thing green.

  • dan demirdjian

    Captain planets been lazy.

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