Note: Uncensored picture after the jump, is kinda rough to look at.
The tumor, which originated in Hai's spine, "may return," Guillon wrote in e-mails to CNN, "but we can operate him again, and it won't never reach such a size anymore."
That reminds me, I've got this 30-lb tumor that I should probably get looked at. *shaking belly* "That's not a tumor, dummy -- you're f***ing fat." You sure? I swear it's started talking. "Did it sound like grumbling?" OMG you heard him too?! I think he said cheeseburger.
Hit the jump for the uncensored pre-op photo.
Thanks to Evil Ares, who made some comment about frying it up BECAUSE HE'S SICK.