January 10, 2012

Home Security: The Riot Shield Coffee Table

Filed Under: don't pick it up now -- you're gonna spill my bong! / f*** adt / home security / it's dangerous to stay home alone -- take this / not bad / protection / shield / sure why not / ya best protect ya neck

This is a coffee table designed by Max & Max (who may or may not just be one guy with a personality disorder. Not that there's anything wrong with that -- right GW? Right GW!) with a removable riot shield functioning as the tabletop. Because you never know who or what is gonna bust through a window and need a shield to the face. Could be a robber, could be a zombie. Or -- OR -- it could be a door-to-door vacuum salesman. "You killed one didn't you?" Depends -- can you keep a secret?

Hit the jump for some closeups.