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Happy Hour: Alien Brain Hemorrhage Shooters

January 31, 2012 / alcohol, booze, brains, cocktail, drinking, happy hour, i'd rather take a soco and lime and those things are f***ing disgusting and equally low on alcohol, icky, iffy, it's five o'clock somewhere (not that i need an excuse), nasty, no thank you, novelty, pass, still better than a cement mixer, sugar, syrup, that will not get you drunk, video, you can buy me a shot but not one of those

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Wanna drink an alien brain hemorrhage shooter like the one in the picture? Of course you don't. Unfortunately it's your birthday and your friends are really passive aggressive about picking birthday shots. Well, at least know what you're getting yourself into. SPOILER: A late-night makeout sesh with your toilet.

To make an alien brain hemorrhage cocktail, fill a shot glass halfway with peach schnapps. Gently pour Bailey's Irish Cream on top. After the shot is almost full, carefully add a small amount of blue curacao. After it settles, add a small splash (or a few drops) of grenadine syrup.

That...is probably gonna get poured into a potted plant if you buy me one. Don't get me wrong, I hate to waste booze, but a combo of peach schnapps, Bailey's, blue curacao and grenadine is hardly booze anyways. I'm a bourbon man. I like it neat, and I like it room temperature. Apparently I also like it more than my ex-girlfriend. Hey -- you asked me to choose!

Hit the jump for a video (WARNING: salty language) tutorial made by a couple boozehounds in a Scottish pub.


Alien Brain Hemorrhage Cocktail Recipe 2012 Drink Pic [latinrapper]
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Alien Brain Hemorrhage Cocktail [geekosystem]
Photo: Martin Williams

Thanks to Lindsey, who makes alien brains hemorrhage the old fashioned way: with buckshot.

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There are Comments

  • This is bad-ass! A great variation of the regular Brain Hemorrhage to be sure.

  • SuperZman

    If you make this shot with White Creme de Cacao and nix the blue curacao, it tastes dead up like a chocolate covered cherry, and i mean exactly.

  • damn those are some fucked up English skills, guys! 

    cool drink regardless though huh? 

  • Sorry. They're Scottish.
    And yes that is one cool looking drink. Time to show it to my friends and try and convince them to down some with me.

  • NoveltyFishHead

    Looks like the perfect treat for any sort o' spooooky party or a party at the Mütter Museum.

  • Krespie

    Judging from the video:
    -one of those guys is getting locked on the roof.
    -one is going to steal a tiger.
    -one is marrying a hooker.
    -and the last one is getting his teeth knocked out by Mike Tyson.

  • holy crap it's (kinda) in english. although they sound brain damaged

  • n_a_a_s

    It looks delicious, and also like it was half successful trying to abort itself

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