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Granny Gamer: Crazy Swearing Old Lady Plays Skyrim

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WARNING: Contains pirate language and potential spoilers for the Dark Brotherhood quests.

This is an artistically shot video of somebody's grandma playing Skyrim and swearing her face off (easy does it, granny -- one more f-bomb and that face is GONE). She...might be a witch. Plus she doesn't have very many teeth. You'd think with all the cursing she would have had her mouth washed out with soap enough to save some but NOPE. "I like the way she licks her lips." You're f***ing nasty. "I'd rub her feet while she plays." I SAID STOP!

Hit the jump for the never too old to game or cuss at a television in action. Note: If youre into it, follow the link back to brobro's Youtube channel to see her playing everything from God of War to Final Fantasy to Dead Space.

Youtube (check out dude's other videos for a ton more geriatric gaming action)
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Foul-Mouthed Grandma Plays Skyrim [buzzfeed]

Thanks to Stephan, who doesn't let his grandma play video games because it makes her blood pressure go through the roof.

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  • Grantastic. But surriously, get granny some carmex yo!

  • Dr_Jock_72

    She needs to be on Howard Stern!!! Some forward this link to gary!

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  • Anyone else afraid to visit the website linked at the end of the video?

  • eljenxo

    I used to play Skyrim profanely in my old age, but then I took a hit of arthritis to the knee.

  • Tyson Green

    stfu you fuckin idiot, its not funny never was

  • eljenxo

    I used to write witty comments on Geekologie, but then I took a stfu from an eleven year old Tyson to the knee.

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  • Trevor Tyler

    bitch is hardcore

  • Dy7lan (the seven is silent)

    I'm gonna have nightmares.

  • dillerberry

    Grandma, get off Skyrim and go brush your tooth. It is time for bed!

  • Yeah, I'm pretty sure I never heard my grandma swear anywhere close to that much...

    ...but my mother?  Let me tell you about my mother!

  • yearofthetiger

    Lawl and roffle.

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