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Conceptual e-Urinal Tests Your Piss, Reports Health

January 9, 2012 / bathroom, conceptual, doctor, does it require a full-blast stream? because i'm not gonna be able to do it if there are other dudes around, going to the bathroom, good ideas, i would much prefer this to a doctor's visit, man i suck at peeing in cups i always soak my whole f***ing hand, measuring things, number one, peeing, peepee, urinal, urine, waste

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THe e-Urinal is a terribly named conceptual pisser by Royce Zhang that has sensors capable of measuring your body's most important health acronyms like PH/SG/URO/BLO/WBC/PRO/GLI/BIL/KET. Granted I have no clue what any of those are, or if it's even possible to measure them measure them that fast, I'm just a man who is like, waaaaaaaay into urinals. *waiting for diagnosis* "CRITICAL HEALTH WARNING: YOUR URINE IS 85% VOMIT." Woopsie daisy! *peeing on floor*

Hit the jump for a couple more renderings of the urine luck and might not have to pee in a cup this time.

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What's Your Pee Telling You?! [behance]
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E-Urinal For Monitoring Your Pee's Health [incrediblethings]

Thanks to chichi, who tried to convince me a sex a day keeps the doctor away. Now that, that I can get behind -- NEKKID.

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There are Comments

  • This isn't exactly brilliant.  We've already seen this years ago in the funny film The Benchwarmers...

  • Conceptual products are as good as art. They are pretty to look at but less functional than a mouses pee stopping muscles.

  • *In AOL voice* "You have AIDS!"

  • Is it called the e-Urinal because iUrinal was already copyrighted by Apple?

  • ACLU will have a field day with this one.  All it takes is one guy getting busted for having drugs detected in his urine, and you've got a human rights violation!

  • So it has a "seneor" that will measure all of those things... sorry, "she" has a "seneor" and will give you "heath advice".

    Well, as long as it's a "she" I don't see anything weird here... looks legit to me! ;)

  • Marc-Olivier Lelièvre

    R. Kelly time.

    - How'd you like that girl?!
    - pH 7,36.
    - That's right. Keep talking dirty.

  • Bryce has a point, Michael Bay came up with this... And he is the master of piss.

  • A touch screen.
    On a urinal.
    That people will be touching after they touch their Charlie Browns.
    No thanks.

  •  I prefer to touch the charlie brown on either side of me while I lean back and hope I don't piss myself.

  • Marc-Olivier Lelièvre

    You assume too much.

    I won't be using my hands on the touch screen.

  • You mean "I won't be using my *hands* on the touch screen", right?

    oh, *I* see what you did there...

  • dude has vagina

  • its like from the island! stop it!

  • More like Gattaca. 

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