Because a little Star Wars licensing goes a long way for selling products *eying novelty Darth Vader head shaped mouse pad*, here are two new slot-car tracks being released by slot-car manufacturer Scalextric. Ever wanted to recreate the Battle of Endor or Death Star Attack in the f***ing saddest way possible? You're in luck!
Hit the jump for an x-wing/TIE fighter set and box photos.
Star Wars Slot Car Track of the Day [geeks.thedailywh.at]
Thanks to anna-lee and Mark, who agree the money the company spent on licensing probably should've been put towards longer tracks instead.
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