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Are We Having Fun Yet?: Star Wars Slot Car Tracks

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Because a little Star Wars licensing goes a long way for selling products *eying novelty Darth Vader head shaped mouse pad*, here are two new slot-car tracks being released by slot-car manufacturer Scalextric. Ever wanted to recreate the Battle of Endor or Death Star Attack in the f***ing saddest way possible? You're in luck!

Hit the jump for an x-wing/TIE fighter set and box photos.

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Star Wars Slot Car Track of the Day [geeks.thedailywh.at]

Thanks to anna-lee and Mark, who agree the money the company spent on licensing probably should've been put towards longer tracks instead.

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There are Comments
  • This_Update_Sucks

    These tracks are so one sided.

  • n_a_a_s

    vrrrooOOOOOoooommm should be pod racing

  • where's the pod race one, you know the obvious one.

  • Alex Scofield

    " Hey, Ron, I'm gonna go river boating on the Mississippi. I need something to measure depth. Can I borrow your dick?"

  • ah come on, with that endor Set, the one who has the inner speeder will always win, his track is a lot shorter...

  • Why the heck is Darth Maul on the boxes?

  • Because  of  the rerelease of Episode 1 in 3D I reckon...

  • CDW in PC

    I had the same damn question...

  • @jaime_arg:disqus  haha totally read the title in that voice as well! GW, make Party Down come back!

  • Estos son mis favoritos! AMO ESTAS PISTAS >W<

  • the tie figher/ X-wing one looks kinda cool, but why are there skeletons riding the air-bikes on the endor one?

  • Hahaha, certainly looks that way!

  • jaime_arg

    Party Down!

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