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8-Year Old Juliet's First Hardcore Metal Song

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This is 8-year old Juliet's first hardcore metal song about loving her dog and fish. Not necessarily your typical metal theme, but who cares, she killed it. Me? I just killed a little spider with the latest Game Informer, so kinda similar.

Hit the jump and PREPARE TO THRASH.

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Thanks to mckinzzz and sham, who have both waved lighters at metal concerts and accidentally set people on fire before. F*** yeah! *sign of the horns*

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There are Comments
  • The dude that produced this has talent. believe me. fuck off haters!

  • omg wtf " I <3 Phuket" shirt? cant say id let my daughter go viral in such a suggestively innapropriate shirt. srsly?  

  • All the losers ragging on the 8 year old girl. Come on... grow up

  • aww cute!  A kid who's dad wrote her a crappy song and made her sing it.  That's sweet.

  • I have hope for the future now...*sniff*

  • That is just soooooooooo cute.

  • kids should be kids. 
    Whatever happened to keeping kids innocent and singing "Wheels on the bus" in the traditional tune? If my kid did this at 8 I think I might have a heart attack. It's horrifying. 

  • She is being a kid. She is singing about things she loves and jumping on a trampoline. For all we know her mom or dad is in a metal band and she is trying to be like them. It's cute, it would be horrifying if she were cursing or saying nasty things. This is just cute.

  • Oh shut the fuck up.

  • Freaking adorable. That girls gonna kill it. Or possibly is already killing it.

  • is this Hit! Hit! Punch! Punch! ? cuz she sounds like she is

  • LETS GET THIS FUCKIN PIT UP THEN AYE?!

  • This is freakin' adorable. I like to moshpit with my stuffed animals too.

  • Ahahaha, I will take this over any teen pop on the market.

  • This_Update_Sucks

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  • This made my day haha :)

  • More reason for birth control...

  • budfueledrocket

    yeah like your shitty ass-birth wasnt reason enough.... grow a fucking pair then punch yourself in it cause you're fucking worthless. that is all

  • OMG Now I really wanna have kids!

  • BuzzAldrin69

    Rofl... Let's open up this pit!

    *jumps on trampoline*
     

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