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January 1, 2012 - January 7, 2012 Archives

  • January 6, 2012
    This is a series of Flintstone cosplay by professional dress-uppers Rekuuu (right) and Yorie (left) and shot by photographer csepi. Now I know what you're thinking, "Boy, what I wouldn't give to make their Bedrock!" And that's because you're a pervert. A sad, sad pervert. ... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2012
    This is a short series of cartoons of Batman characters in the style of Dr Seuss drawn by DeviantARTist DrFaustusAU. Which reminds me -- my roommate and I got into a huge fight a couple weeks ago because he was trying to tell me it was the Joker who killed Batman's parents. C... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2012
    I'm on a seafood diet. I seafood and I...where'd it go? This is a video of a black-marble jawfish mimicking a mimic octopus. Just like that classic anti-drug PSA I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU! Parents who use drugs, have children who use drugs. Plus some parents who DON'T d... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2012
    Note: Larger version HERE in case you want to, I dunno, print it out and tape it inside a Playboy or something. I know what you're into! So I was half joking in the shoutout of that Mass Effect Monopoly post when I said my re-re friend Terry was waiting for a Skyrim version. ... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2012
    ORIGINAL IMAGE REMOVED AT REQUEST OF OWNER. Google image search "super soldier ants" to see the actual thing. inb4 I for one welcome our new picnic ruining overlords. Scientists dabbling in ant genes (me? I only dribble in my Levi's) have found a way to turn normal soldier ... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2012
    Note: Comparison shot of the original vs. felted cover after the jump. This is a felted reproduction of the Fantastic Four #51 Jack Kirby comic book cover from 1966. It...looks pretty comfortable. Can you imagine if all comic books were this soft? I would sleep on them. "Y... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2012
    This is a screenshot from French clothing retailer La Redoute's website advertising kid's t-shirts. Aaaaaaaaaand they used a product shot with a dude's wiener in it. I even found a closeup HERE because I know you're a pervert! The image, which appeared for several hours on ... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2012
    Martin Reisch was allowed to cross the US border from Canada after forgetting his passport because he just so happened to have a picture of it on his iPad. What the -- who the f*** 'just so happens' to have a picture of their passport on their iPad?! Terrorists -- that's who.... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2012
    Seen here looking suspiciously like the unmarked van driver I've seen circling the middle school, a Swedish dude with an undeniably addictive accent demonstrates a set of Cubelets, a new modular robotic toy set. *stomps through a whole swarm of them * RAWR, GODZILLA SHMEXY. ... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2012
    This is a custom $30 Ninja Turtle beanie from Etsy seller Miss Pamela. One minute you look kinda like an aviator, then you flip the mask down and BAM -- you're unmagically transformed into everyone's least favorite ninja turtle, Donatello. "...He's actually my favorite." BWA... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2012
    Seen here catching some rays, Stephen Hawking stated in a recent interview he thinks about women more than anything else and considers them "a complete mystery". Except the girls in the picture. A couple cocktails in those two and they are OPEN PHYSICS BOOKS. The biggest mys... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2012
    This is a line of limited edition cheeseburgers being rolled out by European burger franchise Quick to celebrate the release of Star Wars Episode 1 in 3-D. I hope George chokes on one. As you can see, the Darth Vader version has a black bun, the Darth Maul a red bun, and the ... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2012
    OMG, somebody shat bricks for real -- AND MISSED! This is a Spider-Man themed bathroom (more pictures after the jump) constructed by Riley Replicas for a friend. Because that's what friends are for: making superhero themed bathrooms. Plus putting down to make you feel better... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2012
    Because using your real-life hand is just far too simple and inexpensive, Taylor Veltrop managed to hack together an XBox Kinect, Wii, head-mounted video goggles, a little treadmill and a $16,000 robot to remotely groom a cat. Wow, the cat looks thrilled about it too. In Velt... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2012
    Note: Infographic has been cut for the main page, see the entire long-ass thing after the jump. Because apparently some people pleasure themselves to infographics the way normal people like you or I would to dino p0rn, here's another geeks vs. nerds one (even crappier earlier ... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2012
    Seen here believing he can fly, famed astrophysicist Stephen Hawking is seeking a new graduate assistant and, obviously, I'm the man-child for the job. "ZIP ZAP, NOT THE STAIRS GW!" Oh relaaaaaaax Steve, I'll just tilt your chair back and we'll bounce right down. The origina... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2012
    Picture related: The Dew can eat cats too. A man in Illinois is suing Pepsi after claiming he found a dead mouse in a can of Mountain Dew. The man sent the mouse's remains to the company, who now claim it's impossible the mouse was in the can, because its remains were too int... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2012
    WARNING: Contains pirate language and potential spoilers for the Dark Brotherhood quests. This is an artistically shot video of somebody's grandma playing Skyrim and swearing her face off (easy does it, granny -- one more f-bomb and that face is GONE). She...might be a witch.... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2012
    Note: I had to cut the graphic for the front page, all 16 designs after the jump. This is a series of Mario themed pirate flags designed by Geekologie Reader Julie's boyfriend, Micah. Not gonna lie, I would sail under any of these. Hell, I'd sail under the flowery garden fla... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2012
    Inspired by this Fallout 3 Monopoly set, DeviantARTist TommyFilth (take a f***ing bath!) went and created this Mass Effect version. As you can see, it would be infinitely funner to play than regular Monopoly, and at least 2x as fun as the novelty version modeled after your hom... / Continue →
  • January 4, 2012
    Joerg Sprave the slingshot aficionado is back at it, this time with a weapon that incorporates a powerful slinger of shot at one end, and a combo zombie brain spiker/basher on the other. Plus -- PLUS -- it has an EJECTOR LEVER in case your spike gets stuck in a zombie's skull.... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2012
    This is a 1937 Underwood Standard typewriter with each key covered in a different colored paint. It was created by Tyree Callahan to make painting as simple as typing. Which, I don't know if you've ever done it before, IS HARD/ See? That was supposed to be a peirod. Chro... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2012
    Ugh, of course they release it right AFTER Christmas. This is a $100 Steve Jobs action figure. The company that's making it is billing it as "ultra-realistic" but I can almost guarantee Steve's wrists DID NOT look like that in real life. That said, I'd still play with one. ... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2012
    This is a fake-ass video of two quantum levitating hover cars racing around a little track inspired by the Playstation classic Wipe'Out. People are passing it around like it's real, but it's not -- it's fake. I assume they'll announce a new Wipe'Out game in the next couple we... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2012
    Seen here falling for the ol' fish head on a hook trick, the world's first documented hybrid shark stares into the camera with a googly eye. Scientists believe the species is humping around in direct response to climate change, which I believe. It's too f***ing hot in here, I... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2012
    Well folks, it's 2012. And what better way to celebrate the end of 2011 than with this year-long pinhole camera exposure of Toronto's skyline by Michael Chrisman? "I could think of a lot of things." LIKE? "I dunno, getting drunk and kissing a stranger on New Year's Eve?" H... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2012
    This is a lil hamster wheel powered submarine. It was made out of a 3-liter soda bottle and -- wait. 3-LITER SODA BOTTLES?! Did anybody else not know about this? And, more importantly, do they come in red cream soda. Mmmm, love that shit. It's way better than regular crea... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2012
    This is Marian von Charlottenburg's (sweet name!) triforce arm tat by Needlefak (no thank you!) Tattooing in Hamburg, Germany. Not gonna lie, at first I thought it was a Photoshop job, but I just spent upwards of ten seconds comparing the two photos until I realized I didn't c... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2012
    Seen here being modeled by a VERY feminine looking dude, this $70 hoodie from Hot Topic (who else?) makes you look like everybody's favorite wookie. "Nope, my favorite's Tyvokka." Ugh, of COURSE he is, you're special. Thankfully, the hoodies are an online exclusive, so you c... / Continue →