Two dudes dressed as Jedis battling it out on electric cellos with lightsaber bows while Darth Vader gets his dark side loving rocks off in the background? This is the internet folks, it was practically made for shit like this. Back me up, Al Gore. "POLAR BEARS ARE DYING." Oh Jesus, not this again.
Hit the jump for the I always wanted to play the cello. "You mean skin flute?" I mean skin flute.
Note: I've got some real-life stuff to deal with today so if I disappear all of a sudden please take comfort knowing I died miserable and full of regret.
This is a video of a frog screaming that, if you press 6 6 6 8 56 8 56, 3 3 3 2 56 8 56 8 56 while the video is playing (m... / Continue →
This is a bust (like taytays!) created by artist Ryan Renders of Darth Vader and Skeletor's lovechild. Now I'm not sure who was the top and who was the bottom in the relationship, but Skeletor doesn't wear anything but a hood and a loincloth -- you do the math. "Yeah but Vade... / Continue →
This is an ultra-realistic bust of Grand Moff Tarkin from the first Star Wars movie lovingly creepycrafted by effects artist/sculptor Jordu Schell. Speaking of Grand Moffs -- I watched an old 70's porno over the weekend. You should've seen the bushes on these dudes -- one guy... / Continue →