What Doctor Zoidberg Would Look Like In Real Life

No, I don't wanna wrestle.

This is a rendering of a "lifelike" Doctor Zoidberg created by artist Jared Krichevsky. If the doctor would actually look like this in real life is anybody's guess, but you back over him with my truck and I'll start melting butter in the bathtub just in case. Now -- get your hand in here. Ready? One, two, three, BREAK!

Jared's Website (with an ultra high-res version and a bunch more of his art)
via
The Real Zoidberg [reddit]
and
Futurama Fanarama: Realistic, Monstrous Zoidberg [comedycentral]

Thanks to Amy and Dominic, who agree we're just an anthropomorphic cow away from the steak and lobster OF A LIFETIME.

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