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We Got A Gusher!: Bleeding Zombie Shooting Targets

December 21, 2011 / always be prepared, apocalypse preparedness, bang bang bang, boom -- headshot!, cut off the head and the body dies, having a great time, i really need to see a shotgun blast before i can commit to purchasing, pew pew pew, pratice, putting holes in things, re-die!, shooting things, targets, undead, zombie apocalypse, zombies

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This is a series of "bleeding" zombie targets made by Zombie Industries. They can allegedly stand up to 1,000 rounds and are made of biodegradable "flesh" and pockets of pink blood that ooze when hit. They come in eight different styles, cost $90 ($100 for the ex-wife zombie with a wig) and should have at least been made with red blood. Or green. Or -- and I'm just throwing this out there -- bloody mary's. "Wait -- you'd be willing to drink from a zombie practice target filled with lead?" Are you serious? I'd be willing to drink from a fat man's hairy belly button filled with if it got me drunk.

Hit the jump for a shot of the zombie's dome after a wasteful amount of headshots (God, it only takes one!) and a couple videos of the zombies standing up to an AR-15, ninja sword and chainsaw.

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Bleeding Zombie Target Dummies: Essential Apocalypse Preparedness [gizmodo]

Thanks to John, who once cut off a zombie's head and says it still ran around for a while like a chicken.

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  • These looks pretty cool. And apparently there are many styles to choose from (http://www.squidoo.com/bleedin....

    Would love to give it a try!

  • way10416

    These bleeding targets look over priced and frivolous. If you are more on the thrifty side just get a cardboard box, cut it into the shape of a zombie and attach balloons with paint onto it. $20 max.

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  • Anyone else notice that in that first photo, there are dudes standing DIRECTLY BEHIND THE ZOMBIE TARGET! 

  • The guy with a chainsaw obviously knows nothing about zombies... Chops it in half and then goes for the half without the head?? In a real life scenario his heel would have a chunk bitten out of it.

  • Arnkell Jónsson

    that's not a ninja sword! that's my butterknife...

  • "Hit the jump for a shot of the zombie's dome after a wasteful amount of headshots (God, it only takes one!)"

    You can never be sure...

  • hush404

    I will not be choosing a sword if Zombies show up.

  • Okay, so the guy with the AR-15 can't shoot worth a damn, and the guys with the bladed weapons DON'T go for the head?! These people are gonna die first when the zombie breakout happens, obviously.

  • Soylent Green Is People

    The zombie target took 200 rounds and he's all, like, I'm still fucking upright, bitches!!

  • its funnier/more retarded than that fat guy with two-handed great sword from cold steel commercials

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