NOTE: SERIOUSLY TURN YOUR SPEAKERS DOWN TO BETWEEN 0 AND 1.
I know I said no more Christmas posts, but I'm also a notorious liar. Just ask any my friends. "One time I used my only phone call from jail to call him and he said he'd be right there to bail me out. He never came." Haha! Yeah, I went right back to sleep. This is a video of a kid getting an iPod Touch for Christmas and then raging his screamy little face off. It...reminds me why I don't want to have kids. So much so I just nuked my balls in the microwave for like two minutes. "I thought it smelled like burnt pube and Hot Pocket in here!" Bite?
Hit the jump for the video and remember to WRAP THAT DANGLE UP.
UPDATE: So I just watched the video again because I hate myself that bad and please, don't even bother -- you'll seriously regret it.
Thanks to mattie and Forest, who were really hoping to see the parents had replaced the iPod with a Walkman. Ha, same. WELCOME TO LIFE, KID!
Dammit Japan, What The Hell?: Bar With Giant Dancing Humanoid Mechas Controlled By Bikini-Clad GirlsIMAGES REMOVED These are shots from the Robot Restaurant in Tokyo. The club offers 'cabaret' dances from giant fembot mechas controlled by bikini-clad girls sitting in the front. And if the thought of that gives you a boner it's your obligation as a human being to grab that bo... / Continue →
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